Fish Slaps a Baby

Shaun White, Snow Boarder

2010-11-29T14:06:00.000-08:00

Shaun White is probably the greatest snow boarder in the United States, bar none since he did a 540 degree kick flip in the fall Dew Tour 2010, which was two days before Thanksgiving, November 23, 3010. The reason Shaun White is the best snow boarder since a 540 degree kick is plain crazy, but a 540 degree kick flip, variable? That's just insane. He won three gold medals in the Olympics and about seven gold medals in the Mountain Dew Sk8ters Competition.

Wooo Shaun White. I have his sweater.

PS Shaun has a new video game coming out called Shaun White Skateboarding in 2011.

RANT: Candy Corn

2010-11-24T09:00:00.000-08:00

I hate candy corn, even though everyone else loves it.

Candy corn is a yellow piece of candy that is white, orange, and yellow. Also, it has a triangle shape.

Why people love it:
- They're so small, you can eat it quickly
- It tastes so good to some people
- It reminds people of their childhood

Why I hate it:
- It tastes bad
- It is too sweet
- It's corn

RANT: Taking pictures

2010-11-24T08:59:00.001-08:00

I hate taking pictures, even though everyone else loves it.

Pictures are images of someone. They have to stand still to take pictures.

Why people love taking pictures:
- You can put it into a frame.
- You can take it home.
- You can keep it.

Why I hate pictures:
- It hurts my eyes.
- It is long.
- It is boring.
- You have to wear clothes.

RANT: Dogs

2010-11-24T08:57:00.000-08:00

I hate dogs, even though everyone else loves them.

A dog is a mammal with fur. Some people have dogs for pets.

Why people love them:
- Dogs are cute
- Dogs are puppies
- Dogs are fun

Why I hate them:
- Dogs are big and scary
- My best friend hates dogs because they make a mess.
- Dogs make people sneeze!
- Dogs can eat your couch
- Dogs can take over the world!

RANT: Hannah Montana

2010-11-24T08:56:00.000-08:00

I hate Hannah Montana, even though everyone else loves her.

Hannah Montana is mostly Miley Cyrus. Hannah changes from Miley to Hannah.

Why people love her:
- Her music
- Her style
- The way she changes

Why I hate her:
- She is a girl singer
- She has bad hair
- She can't sing
- She is only a teen.

RANT: Twilight

2010-11-24T08:54:00.000-08:00

I hate Twilight, even though everyone else loves it.

Twilight is an overrated series about an expendable plot. It has crappy acting, predictable romance, and it all feeds on the power source of 3 to 22 year old girls.

Why people love Twilight:
"Oh, so like Edward loves Bella..."
"But Jacob loves Bella TOO?!"
"TEAM Edward or Jacob!?!"

People shouldn't listen to me, because if you had a high factor of super awesome common sense you would see what I mean.

RANT: Handball

2010-11-24T08:52:00.000-08:00

I love handball, even though everyone else hates it.

Handball is a sport played by many people, but mostly men because the ball is hard. It depends what size the handball is.

Why people hate handball:
- Some people don't like handball because they might hurt their hands.
- They might not win and start crying.
- They don't know how to play.

Why I love handball:
- I'm good.
- I know how to play, and I can teach others.
- Your health can increase by playing handball.

RANT: Reese's Pieces

2010-11-24T08:50:00.000-08:00

I hate Reese's Pieces, even though everyone else loves them.

Reese's Pieces are candies with chocolate and peanut butter in the middle.

Why everyone loves them:
- It is chocolate
- It has peanut butter
- It is colorful

Why I hate them:
- I hate chocolate, because it tastes bad.
- I hat peanut butter, because it tastes bad.
- I hate both things together!

RANT: Pokemon

2010-11-24T08:48:00.000-08:00

I love Pokemon, even though everyone else hates them.

Pokemon are like pets. There are many kinds of Pokemon. They are a little fake. I have 200 Pokemon cards!

Why everyone hates them:
- The people need to give them Pokemon food.
- The people need money to buy Pokemon.
- Pokemon are confusing!

Why I love them:
- I watch them at home.
- Some Pokemon are cute.
- Some Pokemon are cool.
- Some Pokemon colors are nice.

RANT: Fish

2010-11-24T08:47:00.000-08:00

I hate fish, even though everyone else loves it.

Why everyone loves fish:
- Fish can be pets.
- People like to eat fish.
- People like to look at fish.

Why I hate fish:
- I hate eating fish.
- I hate watching fish.
- I hate having fish for pets.

RANT: Toy Cars

2010-11-24T08:45:00.000-08:00

I love toy cars, even though everyone else hates them.

I have a lot of toy cars at home.

Why people hate them:
- The color will come off of the toy cars.
- It is easy to break a toy car.
- Toy cars go a little too slow.

Why I love them:
- I like toy cars because they run fast.
- The toy cars can race.
- You can play with toy cars all year.

RANT: Hannah Montana

2010-11-24T08:44:00.000-08:00

I love Hannah Montana, even though everyone else hates her.

Hannah Montana has yellow hair and she loves to sing. She loves to dance. She has a boyfriend.

Why people hate her:
- They hate her hair.
- They hate her because they think she's ugly.
- They hate her so much because they hate her face.

Why I love her (even though I don't watch her TV show):
- She is so cute.
- I love her hair.
- I like her boyfriend.

RANT: Justin Bieber

2010-11-24T08:41:00.000-08:00

I hate Justin Bieber even though everyone else loves him.

Why they love him:
- He's supposedly a "good" singer.
- He brings Canada's ratings up.
- People will give up their life for him.

Why I hate him:
- He makes Canada look bad.
- He sounds like a 4 year old girl.
- He has a sad life (eh?)

"Tangled" 2010 movie overview

2010-11-23T16:10:00.000-08:00

It is one day before "Tangled" comes out and we have the advice of Mar-Mar and Too-too (and no that is not two people it is the name of one person):

"Tangled" is the greatest movie you've never seen yet. You want to see it because you've never seen it. I was watching disney channel and suddenly a TRAILER popped up! I asked my Mom if we could go see it and she said that it was in 24th of November. I was so excited and I could tell it was a great movie. Her hair is the longest hair I've ever seen and the whole time she has fun with it and can use it to be a rope and other unique things (SHE NEEDS A HAIRCUT). But it is fun and cool and I'm going to go SEE IT!

Koalas

2010-11-23T16:00:00.000-08:00

The cutest animal is a koala because...

1. koala's are furry.
2. koala's are cute.
3. koala's have cute babies.
4. koala's look so cute when they are born.
5. koala's have a big, funny nose.
6. koala's have chubby cheeks.

A Movie Called Born To Be Wild

2010-11-23T15:48:00.000-08:00

I think wild life is interesting also I think that Born To Be Wild is a good movie and I bet that most people are gonna cry by like the middle of the movie.

It is non fiction and it's trying to say that animals should get a better life than the one they got now.

It comes out april 8th
and its in imax 3d

13 Deadly Evil Cliques (Part I)

2010-11-16T16:18:00.001-08:00

(by Pew Pew Man)
1st. "Cool" Teacher
The teacher with the ripped pants wears a beanie, looks like a bum, speaks like a preacher. Usually liked by kids for his insolence. Mostly found in art class.

2nd. Dramatic (scene) kids
Watched Twilight way too many times. Adds so much drama to their lives with boy/girlfriends. Kids in drama

3rd. Skateboarders
Use a lot of slang. Probably play guitar or drums (brag about it a lot). Commonly found among class clowns.

Why I Love Buizel and Raichu

2010-11-16T16:16:00.000-08:00

(by Thunder Pokey Ball)
I watch TV. I saw Buizel and Raichu. It is cute! Buizel and Raichu's color is orange and black and yellow and blue. Buizel and Raichu's power is thunder and water. Raichu's tail is like a thunder bolt. Raichu only can say his name. Buizel's tail is like a fox tail.

Buizel is my favorite Pokemon! And my second favorite Pokemon is Raichu!

Five Reasons That I Love Pokemon

2010-11-16T16:14:00.000-08:00

(by Fire Pokey Ball)
Reason 1: Pokemon are cute
Reason 2: Pokey balls are cool.
Reason 3: So many different Pokemon.
Reason 4: Different Pokemon have different powers.
Reason 5: I like Pokemon because I like Picachu!

Frankenstein vs. Ghost

2010-11-16T16:11:00.000-08:00

(by Frankenstein)
Frankenstein has punching power, and the ghost has invisible power. Frankenstein hits the ghost. He uses invisible power. It doesn't hurt the ghost. They have more powers. It is the ghost's turn. He does slap power! Frankenstein only has 9 more powers. The ghost has 10 powers. In six more minutes, Frankenstein is going to lose. The score was 10 to 1. Frankenstein was mad because he was losing. The ghost was happy. Frankenstein threw in the towel. He won the trophy. Frankenstein was so mad he went home. His friends teased him. He was really, really, really angry!

Lost on the Trail

2010-11-16T16:07:00.000-08:00

(by Pink Bow)
I, Pink Bow, am really lost on this map. Because I bounced off to drink some water. I heard a whooosh sound near the trees. I bounced as fast as I could. I wished I had feet so I could zoom, zoom, zoom! It was a boy. I knew his name was Picker, the bouncy ball. Picker knew the way we found the group again when we were safe. The end.

Dinosaur

2010-11-16T16:05:00.001-08:00

(by Montana Red)
One day, a dinosaur was sleeping in the ground. The dinosaur woke up. He went to walk to get food. The dinosaur has red powers in his body. Then he heard a noise out away from his house. Then he ran so fast to eat him. It was a baby dinosaur! So he ate him. Then he saw a dinosaur was running away. So he ran, too. The dinosaur ran too. So he raised his hand and took his power to get the dinosaur. So the dinosaur ate him and he ate the other dinosaur. So he was the only one there. So he lived by himself.

Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley

2010-11-16T16:03:00.000-08:00

(by Green Team)
One day Michael Jackson became the king of pop and Elvis Presley got left back. I think Elvis is jealous of Michael Jackson because he became the king of pop instead of him. I think MIchael Jackson is the best singer. Michael Jackson kills Elvis with his singing powers. Michael Jackson became the king of pop forever. But when he became 50 Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. Poor, poor Michael Jackson.

Pink Vs. Koala

2010-11-16T16:01:00.001-08:00

(By Pink Koala)
Pink and Koala are my 2 favorite things in the world. I can't decide which one I love the most. I think I would love pink koalas. So I can love them both. Pink is a nice color and koalas are so so so so so so so so so so so adorable.

A koala's face looks like it's sticking out its tongue, but it's really not. Pink is bright, pretty, and lovely.

Something About Hats

2010-11-08T13:41:00.000-08:00

Hats are colorful. Some are big, and some are small. Some people own six or seven hats. A lot of times, they're baseball hats. Some of them are clown hats.

Today, someone wore a hat to drop-in, and got compliments from FOUR different people! That someone will probably wear the same hat again someday...

Dog

2010-11-08T13:24:00.000-08:00

The first thing I am thinking about right now is a small dog. It's fluffy. It's scratching its ear.

I Don't Know What to Write

2010-11-08T13:18:00.000-08:00

When I'm stuck for ideas, an I don't know what to write, this is what I do:
1. Ask my mom
2. Look at the dictionary
3. Look in magazines
4. Ask a teacher

It always works. Try it!

I Love Pokemon

2010-11-08T12:57:00.000-08:00

I like Pokemon because Pokemon is cute and they have superpowers. And my favorite Pokemon is Pikachu.

I also like the Firebird and the Fire Dragon. In Chinese, you say that like, "huo yen niao" and "pen huo long." My favorite Pokemon is Buizel!

SURVEY: Fast Food

2010-10-05T14:09:00.000-07:00

This is a survey about fast food that everybody (mainly the kids and some tutors) liked. We thought more kids would like fast food. The vegetarians picked only pizza - so, yeah.

It looks like 13 people in this place like pizza, and I was one of them. I think the hot dog was hated.

Mr. And Ms. Pac Man's 30th Anniversary

2010-10-05T13:57:00.000-07:00

All I can say is that they are OLD. Amazing story - they've been eating dots and ghosts to gain weight for THIRTY YEARS, and still, they're only circles and mouths. Now they're like 30 years old and 1 month. This is AWESOME. Happy birthday, Pac Man.

How'd That Get There??

2010-10-05T13:35:00.000-07:00

One day, my books were all on the couch. I was packing very fast. My mom was driving me to school, and I saw a red light. I just thought I was seeing things. When I got to school, the teacher told us to take out our writing notebooks, and I saw my remote!

...And We're Back!

2010-10-05T13:33:00.000-07:00

Last Sunday, Undertaker was matched against his little brother, Kane. Undertaker gave Kane a REAL fight, but Kane still found a way to beat his brother.

Winner: KANE!

OVER THE LIMIT 2010 (RESULTS AND MORE)

2010-05-24T13:05:00.000-07:00

1ST MATCH (Intercontinental Championship)
Drew Mcintyre vs Kofi Kingston
4 stars (out of 5)
Pretty solid and good match

2ND MATCH (Tagteam Titles)
Hart Dynasty vs Jerimiz
2.5 stars (out of 5)
Nice match

3RD MATCH (Grudge match)
EDGE vs Randy Orton
5 stars (out of 5)
Awesome match, but no winner (both were counted out)

4TH MATCH (Divas title)
Eve vs Maryse
1.5 stars (out of 5)
Not bad

5TH MATCH (Hair vs SES Pledge)
CM Punk vs Rey Mysterio
5 stars (out of 5)
2nd best match of the night -- Punk started to bleed from the head but Punk loses because of Kane's interference.

6TH MATCH (World Heavyweight Championship)
Jack Swagger vs Big Show
3 stars (out of 5)
Not that bad.

7TH MATCH (I Quit Match)
John Cena vs. Batista
4.5 stars (out of 5)

OTHER NEWS:
- Carlito released from his contract
- Four NXT stars eliminated (Darren Young, Daniel Bryan, Skip Shefield, Michael Tarver)
- Wrestlemania XXVII in Atlanta, GA (a tribute to WCW, which started in Atlanta)

That's all.
DS

826NYC's Ping Pong Hall of Fame

2010-01-05T13:51:00.000-08:00

SMARTY: One of the smartest players in ping pong. He knows just about every plan that his opponent is thinking. With that skill, he knows how to beat his opponents very easily. One of the best ping pong players in the world. Yet he thinks he's playing tennis.

SPEEDY: His name is Speedy. He can run really fast, and he always scores. He can beat anybody all over the world, and his favorite color is red. What is his favorite sport? Ping pong.

SASHA: This is Sasha. She is very good a ping pong. She has won 30 gold medals. She swings really fast and, well, runs pretty quick. If you play her, you are guaranteed to lose. She has not been playing for long, though.
Swing: *****
Fastness: *****

ASTRO: His name is Astro. How to play ping pong: smack the ball across the other person. What he likes the most is work. He likes to play with his family and to watch movies with his family. What he says for movies is, "Movie time." His favorite color is green. His favorite sport is soccer.

TIANNA: This is Tianna. She gets really nervous during ping pong matches. She still does pretty well, though. You will probably lose, but it is not a guarantee.
Fastness: **********
Swing: *********

Stinky Breath, Nasty Teeth

2009-11-15T14:08:00.000-08:00

When I was in the fifth grade I saw a ghost that was brown. It had 4
hands and one leg. It came hopping to me like a kangaroo with big
eyes. the ghost was fat and hairy and had breath like a moldy melted
cheese sandwich. the ghost killed people and then ate them. This is
why he had stinky breath and nasty teeth. I looked him straight in
the eye and said, "Dang! You have some stinky breath!" I offered the
ghost some gum. However, I already had sucked all the flavor and he
didn't like it.

I started to panic because he might eat me. But at that very moment,
he put his hairy paws in his mouth and removed his teeth. It was just
my little brother in a Halloween costume!

Dream Match: 15-Diva Royal!

2009-11-09T13:25:00.000-08:00

I don't know what the 15 diva royal is, but one of the other bloggers can explain later.

Here are the participants:
Ashley
Maria
Melina
Mickie James
Kelly Kelly
Gail Kim
Alisa Fox
Michelle Mabel
Tori Wilson
Layla
Eve
Trish Stratus
Chyna
Lita
Jullian

WINNER: Ashley!!

Dream Match: 30-Man-Over-the-Top-Rope Match

2009-11-09T13:19:00.000-08:00

A 30-Man-Over-the-Top-Rope Match is when 30 people battle, and whoever gets thrown over the top rope and touches the floor is out. It starts out with 2 people, then every 5 minutes more people come in until all 30 come out, or lose. Whoever is the last one in the ring wins.

30 Participants:
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Hardy
Undertaker
Edge
Randy Orton
Christian
Batista
RVD
The Miz
Jack Swagger
Shawn Michaels
Triple H
MVP
John Morrison
John Cena
Dolph Ziggler
Kofi Kingston
Rock
Carlito
Kane
Big Show
Great Khali
Matt Hardy
R-truth
Evan Bourne
Booker T
Stone Cold Steve Austin
JBL
Chris Jericho
Finlay

WINNER: Stone Cold Steve Austin!! (in 1 hour and 15 minutes)

Things to Do if You're a Subway

2009-11-09T13:14:00.000-08:00

Pretend you are a cheetah
Zooming through the darkness
Stopping going stopping going
Pouncing on prey
Eating swallowing eating
Never sleep
Still going
Always going
Always looking for prey
Going in total darkness
Boom gone.

(This was my winning poem. Six out of the whole 4th grade were published in Poetry In Performance #37.)

Little Michael Jackson

2009-10-27T14:03:00.000-07:00

Someone in 826 made a little Michael Jackson. It's one of his projects for school. He printed the picture and cut it off, and he made him a body. I think this is worth a blog. I think that the little Michael Jackson should have a name, so take our poll and give him a name, then I will make a blog about his name.

WWE Bragging Rights Results

2009-10-26T13:45:00.000-07:00

Last night was WWE Bragging Rights. That's where Smackdown takes on RAW, and they all battle it out. Smackdown and RAW are teams of wrestlers. Smackdown's team is 30 people. RAW's team is about 30 people, too. Here are all the matches that happened:

1. Smackdown Divas vs. RAW Divas
These are girl wrestlers. Smackdown won.

2. Intercontinental Champion John Morrison vs. the Miz U.S. Champion
John Morrison has held this title three separate times. He won his first ever intercontinental championship in 2006. His most recent championship was 2009. John Morrison and the Miz were former partners a while ago, but then they had a fight for at least five matches. The Miz won this fight.

3. 1-hour Ironman Match: John Cena vs. Randy Orton
The Ironman Match is when you can do anything. This match was crazy. I can't even put words into this. John Cena won, which was a surprise because he got three scrapes on his ribs and got caught in the buckle.

4. Fatal 4-way Match for the WWE Heavyweight Championship CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Batista vs. Undertaker
Really, it was Undertaker vs. CM Punk because they're having the feud. Really, you can tell that Rey Mysterio and Batista are friends, though you could tell they were going to fight all week. Batista just choked Rey Mysterio, and they were left outside in the ring. Undertaker won.

5. Smackdown roster vs. RAW roster
This was 7 wrestlers vs. 7 wrestlers. This was the smackdown roster team who won: Tyson Kidd, Finlay, R-truth, DH Smith, Matt Hardy, Kane, Chris Jericho. This was the RAW roster, who lost: HHH, HBK, Mark Henry, The Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger.

Who Likes Cows?

2009-10-21T13:47:00.000-07:00

Ask any of my friends, and they will say that I talk too much about cows. It's funny how I never actually met a cow. When I'm in school I call myself a cow, basically every 20 minutes. I apparently said that I have udders, and now everyone thinks I am a cow.

And I made a song:
My name is Darious!
And I'm a cow!
The cow says moo!
Just like me.
Wocka.

Here's a survey I did about who likes cows at 826:

COWS WIN!

The Fish Don't Have Names

2009-10-08T13:45:00.000-07:00

The fish don't have names but I gave them names. I took them from South Park but it is funny. Stan is the small, but big one. Kyle is the finger follower (the fish that follows your finger). And Eric is the fat one. But last but not least Kenny is the smallest.

The fish's colors are pink, black, and I think one of them is blue. I think they've been here for 7 years.

Darth Arbiter

2009-09-23T13:35:00.001-07:00

This is a funny image from the game "Halo." This is a messed up picture of the "Arbiter" from "Halo." In this picture his armor is black when it's supposed to be bronze. And he has a black cape when he does not wear one, and last, his energy sword is red when it is blue in the game. So all together, he looks like "Darth Vader," so call him "Darth Arbiter." This is a messed up "Arbiter" found by ME.

The Three New WWE Pay-Per-Views

2009-09-16T13:02:00.000-07:00

Let's start with one of my favorites:

Cage Match
It's a cage with a cage ceiling. You can fight at the top and it has a trap door at the top. You could just throw a wrestler into the ring. The cage is about 40 feet high.

TLC (Tables, Ladders, and Chairs)
It's a match where the main stipulation is that you can use any of the three items (and trash cans and any other weapons). The goal is to climb a ladder and retrieve the championship belt.

Bragging Rights
At first this was called Annihilation, then they changed the name. I don't really know what it's about because they don't tell you.

Me Being Away for So Long

2009-09-16T12:48:00.000-07:00

In the summer of 2009, I went to Los Angeles, California to see the WWE Summerslam Summerfest with my cousin. It's a big event with a lot of people, where you can see some wrestlers wrestle, get autographs from wrestlers, and take picture. There was also a big store there where you could buy what you want so that you leave California with lots to talk about.

I also bought two real WWE belts. I got the Intercontinental and ECW belts and was lucky enough to get NINE autographs from Batista, John Cena, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Triple H, Kelly Kelly, The Great Khali, Kofi Kingston, and Rey Mysterio. I met Shawn Michaels, but just took a picture with him. They were all really big except for Rey Mysterio who was my height.

And I also went to Philadelphia, PA, to visit my grandpa, and four days ago was my baby nephew's birthday party. He is 2 years old and he's real funny. He takes my wrestling cameras and puts it on his eye and goes, "Chee! Chee!" And he takes my hat and puts it on and says, "Ta daaaa!"

That is it for my summer.

Lost: Smallest Horse

2009-09-15T13:51:00.000-07:00

Last year, I was riding a small horse. It felt great. It was about a foot and a half tall. I was five years old, so I wasn't actually hurting the horse. The horse was running a little fast. I was taking him on a ride, and then I fell off. When he was running, he was bouncing up and down, and I fell off. That's when he ran away, and he got lost.

A few months ago, we posted on this blog about a missing dodgeball. Someone read the blog, and sent us 50 dodgeballs.

I really miss my miniature horse, and I want him back.

Kitten Care

2009-06-10T13:55:00.000-07:00

We have a new kitten that is about 1 month old and very tiny and very cute. The owner of it is named Josh. The kitten has lots of good care and we thank Josh for bringing it here because people can look at it!

It was good today to have the kitten because tomorrow is the last day of drop-in, and the kitten will be much more bigger when it will be next year. And then he will be older.

His name is Frank.

Tech Deck, Further Details

2009-03-25T13:47:00.000-07:00

There are two types of finger boards: "Tech Decks" or "X Games." I love Tech Decks better than X Games because they have better designs, but X Games has two little cool shoes. Also, Tech Decks have cool skate parks, like half pipes and ramps and whole pipes and a grinder, also.

You can buy them for $5.00 for a single pack, $11-25 for ramps, 3-4 packs are $10.00. I would recommend going to Neergaard in 9th Street and 5th Avenue, upstairs. Tech Deck rhymes.

Bored? Nothing to Do? Read This...

2009-03-25T13:37:00.000-07:00

Ever felt you have no power? Well imagine if you did. Read the book, "If a Kid Is a Representative."

"I got my inspiration from a friend. We were talking about if kids could be representatives, and it gave me this idea," says the mysterious author. Our description of the author has limited details, but we can say that she has the ability to charm most men, and when the reporter asked for a date, she slapped him.

Missing Dodgeball

2009-03-25T13:23:00.001-07:00

Attention: Missing dodgeball. Last seen at 826NYC drop-in tutoring, or the couch. If found, please give to Joan. There might be an award, MAYBE. Maybe not (probably not).

FSAB Championship

2009-03-18T13:07:00.000-07:00

This will belong to the person that made the most posts on Fish Slaps a Baby. The competition will end on April 15, 2009. The winner has to make 20 posts (old ones count). Darious will tally up the posts. He could win, also.

Bakugan, Explained

2009-03-11T14:01:00.000-07:00

What is Bakugan?
It’s a toy that is a ball/weird animal. Some of these Bakugan might look like an alien!

Why are they cool?
They are cool because you can battle with them. Sometimes they come with cards. The cards sometimes are not magnetic; sometimes they are. If they’re magnetic, you put your Bakugan on them, then they pop out.

What are the numbers?
The numbers mean what power they are. And if they’re like 1000G Bakugan, that’s the rarest Bakugan!

What do they look out when you buy one?
When you buy a Bakugan it’s a ball. And sometimes it might come with cards. And if you get lucky and your dad says you can get a case of Bakugan, if you have a kind of spider sign on the Bakugan, that means it’s a water type. That means you need to get a card that has a sign of water on it, with a certain type of card that has the sign on it, and then put your Bakugan on it if you’re in a battle.

Where can you find a Bakugan, and how much are they?
Some Bakugan are in Toys R Us. They’re like $6.99. But in space toys, you can get a pack of Bakugan for $10.99. There are about 4 in a pack.

Tech Decks, Explained

2009-03-11T13:13:00.000-07:00

I'm answering these questions because some people don't know what a Tech Deck is, and parents and adults don't know why they're so popular right now.

1. What is a "Tech Deck?"
A Tech Deck is a cool toy that's sort of like a skateboard. You can use your fingers to do tricks, like an ollie, an impossible, a shove it, grinds, and freestyle. This video, explains how to do some tricks. There will be lots more soon.

2. Why are they so popular right now?
They're so popular because each Tech Deck has a special design under it. And you can do cool tricks and make up tricks. And you can launch them very high.

3. Who was the first person you saw with one of these?
There is this guy in my class named Jared who had a Tech Deck and brought it to school. I thought it was pretty cool, so I told my mom to buy one. When I took it out in school to show my friends, the teacher saw it and she took it away and never gave it back!

4. Why do adults take Tech Decks away?
I think that adults take Tech Decks away to feed their dogs.

5. Where can you find one, and how much will it cost?
I don't know what the store's called, but I know it's pretty close. I don't know how much they cost, but the one's I bought on 8th Avenue were only five dollars.

The Adventures of Redman and Blueman

2009-03-10T14:16:00.000-07:00

One day, Redman was flying. Then he crashed. They took him to the hospital. He hit his head on the EMT car.
"I'm alive!" he said.
A plane crashed on him.
"Noooo!" said his brother, Blueman.
And a car crashed into him.

The Clock

2009-03-10T13:54:00.000-07:00

This took me four days to shoot while watching Bowfinger. Bowfinger kept me going. I've seen it like five times before. It was funny when I first saw it, but not any more.

"The Clock." Enjoy. I hope.

F.S.A.B.

2009-02-26T05:56:00.000-08:00

Coming soon, we will have a new Fish Slaps a Baby. Stay tuned. It will be organized and new, and it will have better blogs than before. We made it faster, stronger, newer, smarter, and with faster typing. We need more viewers! So help us. And we will pay you 10 Joan bucks. Just call 000-000-0021 for your Joan bucks today. And get a free 100 Joan bucks worth 1 dollar in American money. (Joan bucks are not legal in all 50 states. So use them today and give yourself a free ticket to jail!)

Please comment.

Fish Slaps a Baby Gone Wild!

2009-02-04T13:58:00.000-08:00

I have a swollen ankle. It just came out of nowhere. First it was a bug bite. Four days ago, it was like a red thing. I went to school the next day. It turned purple. I went to the nurse. She said I needed some antibiotics. I went home and went to the doctor. They gave me some medicine and cream. I went back to check it, and they said it was good. It hurts if something bumps it.

The picture is too gross for Fish Slaps a Baby users, so we blocked it out. Comment if you want to see it!

So Easy

2009-01-06T13:26:00.000-08:00

I got a Rubiks Cube for Christmas, and I learned how to do one side at a time. Coming soon, there will be a video of me doing a side. I will do the color green. Please comment!

The Called Shot

2008-12-10T13:34:00.000-08:00

Babe Ruth was a famous player, but the biggest mystery is the Called Shot. No one knows the answer. Everyone disagrees and agrees, but the only person who knows is Babe Ruth, but he is dead. I watched a video on YouTube about the mystery. The only problem: It was blurry. I wish I could solve the mystery. Too bad, I can't.

Bigfoot

2008-12-04T13:55:00.000-08:00

Last night I was watching TV and I saw Bigfoot on TV, so I'll tell you what happened. A big hairy thing was walking straight up in the woods, but I think it's just a man in a costume walking, so just tricking people. So I still don't believe in Bigfoot. Bigfoot is a fake monster. He's hairy, brown, tall, and walks like a person. On YouTube we saw a video in 1967 walking in a forest.

Punk and Hunk

2008-12-04T13:51:00.000-08:00

One day in Hawaii one guy named Punk and another guy named Hunk were climbing up a mountain. What they didn't know was that it was a mountain volcano. When Hunk and Punk were half way up the volcano, it shook for the first time. They thought it was just the wind. The second time it shook, they were three-fourths up the mountain. That was when they saw a sign. It said: Mountain Volcano! They were worried, and that was when it started to rain bulls and horses. Hunk and Punk stood looking at the sign, not noticing their shirts were getting very damp. The final time the volcano shook, lava oozed slowly down the sides. It was red and smelled like smoke. Suddenly, a guy named Little Chunky appeared on a hover board and told the two guys to get on. Because Punk was mad there wasn't enough room for three people to be comfortable on the board, he pushed Little Chunky off his hover board. Punk cheered up, and he floated home with Hunk.
The End.

Mentally Scarred Mouse Attack

2008-11-06T13:31:00.000-08:00

I think that Mouse Attacks should be pasted on to Fish Slaps a Baby because it is kid friendly and it may cause kids to watch the whole series of it, and it will make Fish Slaps a Baby the ultimate website, and it will also make more kids get interested into 826NYC and also fishslapsababy.blogspot.com.

I'm going to work on my own movie, "Cheddar Bunnies, Cheese Power: The Movie"
It's about a Cheddar Bunny, and he always gets picked on by bullies, but he gest so angry that one night he wishes he has powers to get revenge. In the morning he wakes up and has supernatural powers. In the morning when he gets to school, he realizes he has supernatural powers and ends up taking revenge. One day his supernatural powers wear off, and he ends up falling off a tall building, but firemen save him with a trampoline. When they bring him to a firetruck, he falls and his head breaks off.

Fat Dinosaur

2008-11-06T12:06:00.000-08:00

What is it?
It’s a fat dinosaur [a toy] that can transform into an egg.

Why is it fat?
The dinosaur is fat because it eats too much.

Can you turn it back into an egg?
No. Only Sarah can do that.

Where did you find it?
I found it down stairs in a little cup at Sarah’s desk.

Who gave it to you?
No one really gave it to me. I just saw it and it gave me the idea.

How do you transform it?
Only Sarah knows.

Doomsday in the USA: A Review

2008-11-06T12:05:00.000-08:00

The Doomsday in the USA, from 1 out of 10 is ZERO! Just kidding,10. Doomsday is a big hit, all the critics are talking about it. Everything from drama to everything. Doomsday is a good movie.

Presidents

2008-10-28T13:43:00.000-07:00

I have no idea why Darious made this, but Joan made me write about this. Here's the list:
Darious: November
Corey: December
Jared: January
John: February
Victor: March
Yasmeen: April
Anthony (the kid): May
Kate (the grownup): June
Moses: September
Edwin: October

I have no idea why Darious wrote 11 when Darious had 10 people. They're the President of 826NYC, so they tell everyone what to do. Except violent stuff, there are no rules.

When I'm President in December I will tell everyone to give me 1,000,000 dollars. I think Kate and Moses will be the most fair because they are nice.

Sarah is the real President of 826NYC. We will be the President of 826NYC when she is away, until she comes back.

Chainsaw Cutter

2008-10-28T13:28:00.001-07:00

Habitat: Forests, school, house doormats

Distinguishing features: Has a chainsaw tail and mouth. Has six eyes and two sharp arms. Can grow up to 500 lbs. The chainsaw can extend. It can be three feet.

Life cycle: First it's a baby. Then a teenager. Then a grown-up. Then old people. It can grow up to 200 years old.

Safety measures: You should never go up to two feet, or the chain saw will get you.

Diet: Humans, animals, grownups, pets, fish, and everything else (even dead stuff).

Drinks for Survey

2008-10-22T14:08:00.001-07:00

This is a survey that I chose because I want to know what the favorite drinks are in the place where I go, where they help me to do my homework. I asked a lot of people: 42! Some of them were kids, and some of them were adults.

I thought soda was going to win, because I see people every morning when I go to school with sodas in their hand or in a bag.

I thought the one that was going to lose was carrot juice, because that was the yuckiest, yuckiest, yuckiest juice of all. Two people voted for it, though - Josh and a kid in a red shirt (who I was against in Connect Four - and I won!). Do you know to make carrot juice? You put a juicer, clean the carrots, and dump it in the juicer. And put a cup where the juice comes out. And that, I do not like because it makes me spit it out.

I knew orange juice would be less, because people don't mostly like orange juice. Some people hate it.

I voted for lemonade because lemonade is a nice, refreshing, good drink. And it's healthy for you, right?

What do you think? Why does Josh like carrot juice?

Zebraphant

2008-10-21T14:06:00.000-07:00

The zebraphant is good at making friends. In its species, there's only five left - two in Antarctica, three in Asia.

Zebraphants live in caves with bats.

They can make up to 2,000,503 friends in one day by paying them $100 each. They get their money by gambling, playing darts and shooting pool against robbers.

The male and female zebraphants do not get married. The male lays the eggs. It takes them 200 years just to get ready to lay their eggs. They can lay up to 200 eggs in three days.

There aren't many plants in Antarctica, so the zebraphants have to eat other animals' poop to get nutrients. They also drink other animals' urine when they can't find water.

The Time I Went with My Cousin

2008-10-14T14:23:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time, I woke up. My dad said, "Your cousin is going to pick you up!" Then I heard a "Ding Dong!" from the downstairs door.

My brother opened the door and it was my cousin and his mom and his little brother and his father. Then they came upstairs and I got my swimming suit ready and a little bit of toys so I could play. Then I got my bag packed. They put me in the small car and they drove me to the Bronx Zoo! I went to the World of Darkness. You get to see animals that are nocturnal, like bats and cockroaches. They are nocturnal and turnal!

Then I went to the World of Lizards. I saw some frogs and turtles and some alligators.

When I was done, we walked back to the car and then drove back to their house. Then I went to the bathroom and tried to change into my bathing suit, but I was freaked out the fist time. Because when I went to my summer camp one summer they were playing some scary game that freaked me out. They were playing this weird game called "The House," and they put on a scary video that was creepy. So that made me really freaked out.

So my cousin's mom turned on the light and it was OK. Then I put on my bathing suit. I didn't even need to drive to the pool - I walked!

And then I was swimming in it and playing with some water toys. When I was done, I got some ice cream. When I was done with that we went to Toys R Us and I got a fun disk toy that flies. And it comes with a controller and a charger. Then, when I was done, we went back to their house and they took me home. It wasn't my birthday - it was way past my birthday.

I told my mom and dad and my brother and my sister that I had had a good time and I never would forget it ever again!

And I'll never forget that time when I went with my cousin.

The End.

answer this riddle

2008-10-14T14:08:00.000-07:00

I am tall when I am young.
I am small when I am old.
I glow when I am in perfect health.
And water is my enemy.

What am I?

(You might win a prize. Probably not. No way. Hahaha.)

Victory!

2008-10-14T13:58:00.001-07:00

We finally got the winners - sooner than the regular time. The winners are: Baseball! Soccer! Football! Basketball! And Wrestling! They are the best sports in Fish Slaps a Baby history!

I was surprised wrestling won because I didn't think that many people liked wrestling. I think Darious forced people to choose it because when I was doing the survey with someone else, he came to me and told me that someone chose wrestling. And I knew that kid didn't like wrestling.

It's alright. Because at least we got our winners. I didn't want to wait because almost five o'clock, which means we can play Connect Four.

Five Will Win, Five Will Lose

2008-10-14T13:27:00.000-07:00

We decided to make a sports survey a.k.a. sports graph.

Why?
We got bored, so Corey decided to make a graph.

What sports did we choose?
Baseball, basketball, football, soccer, tennis, cross country, racing, wrestling, swimming.

What is the significance of this honor?
These are the oldest sports in the world. People will never stop watching it.

What are our predictions?
I think Baseball, basketball, swimming, football are going to win because they are in the lead.

How many people are we surveying?
Eighty people, three days.

When will you know the results?
As soon as five colors make it to the top.

Big Show, the WORLD Heavy Weight Champion

2008-06-09T14:23:00.001-07:00

Even Mark Henry didn't want to make a match. Big Show is in RAW! He won the championship match. Big Show is my favorite wrestler. Why is he so big!?!? It will be cool if he could do the choke slam. I bet he could wrestle Undertaker. He'll win if he matched Undertaker.

WWE One Night Stand Results

2008-06-09T13:44:00.000-07:00

Edge defeats Undertaker for the heavyweight title in a TLC match.
John Cena defeats JBL (John Bradshaw Layfield) in a first blood match.
Triple H defeats Randy Orton in a last man standing, for the WWE championship.
Jeff Hardy defeats Umaga in a falls count anywhere match.
Batista defeats HBK (Shawn Michaels) in a stretcher match.

FAT BABY!!!

2008-05-22T13:36:00.000-07:00

This is the biggest and fattest baby I ever saw. He is 48 pounds (about) when he is 1 year old. I was even lighter than him right now. So when he is 200 pounds he will be six, maybe.

Kobayashi

2008-05-19T13:33:00.001-07:00

Kobayashi was a champ till he lost to a bear. Kobayashi won nearly 8 hot dog eating contests. Eating is a sport. He has only lost 2 competitions. He loves to eat a lot.

I think that Kobayashi was one of the best people that eats food. This year I heard from Josh that he lost to some guy named Chip, and that Kobayashi wasn't the best eater now. I believe that he is distressed now. If I was him, I would keep on trying. Now I think he quit that sport!

Fischer Hall

2008-05-01T13:37:00.000-07:00

I'm going to the Lincoln Fischer Hall to listen to the NY Philharmonic, to a concert about Romeo and Juliet. In the story, Romeo fell in love with Juliet, but their families didn't like each other, but Romeo and Juliet did, so Juliet had to come up with a plan to fall asleep. But Romeo thought she was dead, so he drank poison. But when Juliet finds out he died, she killed herself.

The New Sound Studio

2008-04-29T13:50:00.000-07:00

The sound studio is gonna be where Joan works. They will be recording songs and in the studio, there will be two doors so no one can hear the singing that people make. We're excited to make Rock Hot Dogs songs, and I hope they will make a party.

Scott said it will maybe be done in 1 week, and they will make carpet on the walls. But right now it's all dull with nothing on the walls.

Josh says 5 or 6 people can fit in the sound studio. Jennifer says the 3 guys are working very hard.

DX

2008-04-06T13:24:00.000-07:00

It's a team of two guys named Shawn Michaels and Triple H, the A Tag Team. The A Tag Team is when 2 people challenge 2 other people. They always pick their hands up and it looks like a D. Then they put their hands down and it looks like an X. That's why it's called D generation X.

Wrestlemania XXIV

2008-04-06T12:48:00.000-07:00

On March 30, Wrestlemania came to Orlando, Florida, and it was a sad moment for Ric Flair because he had to retire all because of Mr. McMahon. Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair had to fight to win and Shawn Michaels kicked Ric Flair in the face - boom! The referee started to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

Shawn Michaels won and next was Big Show, the largest athlete, vs. Floyd Money Mayweather, the best boxer, with 39 wins and 0 losses. Boom! The Big Show got knocked out by Mayweather with brass knuckles. Wrestlemania broke a record. 74,876 people came.

You Heard It Here First

2008-04-03T07:53:00.001-07:00

Rocking Jellyfish's first single, I KNOW YOU FOREVER (BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND).
You can listen to it here:

I Know You Forever (Because You Are My Friend)

Naruto Shippuden

2008-03-25T13:52:00.001-07:00

In Naruto Shippuden Naruto comes back from training with Master Jiriya. Naruto is a boy who does not have any parents. He is a nine-tailed fox demon. Master Jiriya is a sanin. A sanin is someone really strong. Naruto has been training for two years because Orochimaru took Saskue away from the leaf village. Orochimaru is a snake expert. He is an evil guy. Saskue is a boy who is Naruto's friend. Naruto keeps telling him to stop going to Orochimaru because he's bad. But Saskue doesn't care. He just keeps going.

Connecticut Trip

2008-03-25T13:47:00.000-07:00

I am going to Connecticut and I like baseball.

The blog I made is about me going to the baseball game all because I was only late one time and because of that I can run the bases and throw the first ball. To play baseball you have to score more points than your opponents by running to homebase or hit a homerun. And there are nine innings. That means you have nine chances to score points. And if you get three outs it's your opponents turn at bat.

Lurking Evil

2008-03-20T13:44:00.000-07:00

I created this character today. His name is Dante, and he lives in the underworld. He's 18, and he's half demon, and half human. He has a very evil brother named Virgil, who is a full demon but has a human body.

Dante hates his brother. Virgil killed his whole family, which is part of Dante's family. Dante is training to defeat his brother.

This book, which is titled, "Demon's Creed," will be out in the next two weeks!

War Wounds

2008-03-20T13:24:00.000-07:00

Recently, I was dressed up like Spiderman by myself. My mom was in the room. In like 2005 I got Spiderman web slingers, which are these gloves that you attach to your hand. There are two buttons for your middle fingers. When you press them, a web comes out through the can. The web is made of foam.

So, I sprayed the web on the ceiling, and it got stuck, right? And then I said, "It's stuck! Lemme go!" And then I swung, and then I fell off the webs and I cut myself on my brother's hamper.

Don't stick these web slingers on high places. You could think they could stay for a very long time. But they're not. They could trick you into swinging, but you could break something, like break your neck.

Wrestlemania XXIV

2008-03-17T13:44:00.000-07:00

In Wrestlemania XXIV the Undertaker is versusing Edge (the Rated R Superstar). What will happen?

Elimination Eel

2008-03-17T13:43:00.000-07:00

These two eels came and won all the time so they have to fight for the crown (and EE stands for Elimination Eel). Tomas and Jeff 2000 are the best eel wrestlrs in it. So they're fighting good.

When interviewed, Tomas said, "I'm the best." Jeff 2000 said, "No you're not."

Dragonball Z: Who Is Stronger Than Goku and Veggeta?

2008-03-13T14:25:00.001-07:00

I know who: Nobody. They can beat each other, but when they both become Supersain 4 and Fusion. They go inside each other and become SSSSTTTTRRRROOOONNNNGGGGEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably the Greatest Match of the Year

2008-03-12T13:57:00.000-07:00

Nobody can outrun the charisma of Shawn Michaels. He is the most charismatic superstar in the WWE, but at Wrestlemania XXIV he will face the man who might be the greatest wrestler of all time, Ric Flair, in a career-threatening match. If Ric Flair loses his career is over. So will the Nature Boy's show be stopped? Or will he prevail once again? But then again, no one has ever outperformed Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania. But will he superkick the Nature Boy behind his back?

Steroids!

2008-03-12T13:25:00.001-07:00

I just found out that Jeff Hardy got suspended for 60 days for using a drug substance. Just like the players in the Yankees. Some of them were definitely taking steroids, and maybe some were not. But my reaction to Jeff Hardy doing drugs is this:

I thought I was going to cry because he's my favorite wrestler, and now I have to replace him with Shawn Michaels until he comes back in May. Not like replacing Jeff Hardy with Shawn Michaels is a bad thing. He kind of let me down, and probably most of his fans are kids. It's worse than letting adult fans down. He not only hurt his family, but his little fans, too.

So Jeff, if you're reading this. I hope you get off of drugs. Because if you keep it up, you'll be fired and you'll have no place to go. The best thing is to stop doing the pills.

The 2009 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 Looks Like a Ferrari

2008-03-02T12:04:00.000-08:00

This car looks like a ferrari but really it's a corvette and it looks like a ferrari and a corvette mixed together. It costs $100,000 and goes only 220 MPH. This car looks more like a corvette, but the new type of corvette looks way cooler than the old kind. Or the 2005 kind.

What do you think about this car? Does it look more like a corvette or a ferrari?

The Return of Rock Hot Dogs II

2008-02-14T14:05:00.000-08:00

The Rock Hot Dogs have returned in a new way! They all came back, and now they're playing again with all new songs, like "Rock Hot Dogs Down the Road" and "We Are the Rock Hot Dogs of America."

Their fans call themselves The Hot Doggies. Mr. McHotDog, the manager (and their dad) (and the guy who told them to form the band when they were kids), is the president of the fan club. He is 48.

What Do You Want to Know?

2008-02-13T13:47:00.001-08:00

Michael Bay's computer was hacked for like the millionth time, so the Transformers 2 designs are online. The designs for Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Iron Hide are all the same, but some new ones like Hot Rod who will be played as a Ford or Dodge. Soundwave, RC, Cliff Jumper, and much, much more Transformers will be in this movie than the last one because they got a bigger budget.

You don't have to hack this computer, because all the info about 'Wrestling for Dummies' is already online. So watch this video, which shows you behind the scenes of this great movie.

And buy the new 'Wrestling for Dummies' which comes out this summer.

Here Is a Joan Buck

2008-02-13T13:21:00.000-08:00

Dear Reader,
You still won't show your face, huh? Well here is a Joan bill. And if you don't show your face by next week, I'm gonna light all your money on fire. Just kidding.

You can use a Joan buck only in the country of 826NYC. And that's the only store where you can use it. It is kind of like a coupon. One Joan buck will buy you an invisible cape. 600,000 Joan bucks will buy you the whole superhero store.

Joan bucks are not worth as much as dollar bills in China. You can get a dollar bill in China that's worth $2000.

And this goes to you, too, Anonymous.
Sincerely,
Cheddar

Would You Buy This?

2008-02-11T14:20:00.000-08:00

Why does everyone like Naruto? It's just a show where these kids try to be leaders and try to be ninjas by doing fancy, fast hand signs, like they hold their fingers and say, "Ohh jutsu something."

My childhood is about Transformers, Marvel comic books, and WWE. And that's it. But not Naruto.

Don't watch it or something really bad is going to happen to you. I don't know what it is, but I heard it's horrible.

Show Your Face

2008-02-11T13:51:00.000-08:00

Dear Anonymous,
If you don't show your face, I won't report you. I'll just keep on searching. If you do, I will pay you $5,000 in Joan bucks.
I want you, because I do not like your comment about nothing.

Also.

Dear A Reader,
I won't report you, either. But I will come and tell your mommy that you weren't being nice to me. Or, if you do come, I will give you $600,000 in Joan bucks.

Sincerely,
Wrestling Know It All

Darious's Valentine's Day Advice

2008-02-11T13:40:00.000-08:00

1. Do not be a fool. Like for example, don't say something stupid (like "The Red Sox won the series.")
2. Do not fall on the ground.
3. Get some flowers.
4. Get a pet for them, like a chihuahua.
5. Get them a Valentine's card.
6. Tell them you like their hair.

Who Is the Strongest Person in the World?

2008-02-07T13:44:00.000-08:00

John Cena is the strongest Smackdown person in the WORLD!!! He can do the five-knuckle shuffle, which is when you run at a person when you go in the ring, and then you push yourself and you run at the person and hit them, and then you carry them and slam them on the floor. He's from Long Island, but he fights in Manhattan. He's tall and he has big muscles. And he is stronger than anyone in Smackdown, Raw, and Boxing. He can even beat MVP.

What do you think?

—Guest Blogger

Can He Play the Undertaker?

2008-02-06T13:38:00.000-08:00

The real Undertaker has been found. He's an impersonator, but he might just get the job done. All we need is a fake wig and some eye color.

What do you think? Can Josh cut it as the Undertaker? Or not? Please comment.

Rock Hot Dogs

2008-02-05T14:27:00.000-08:00

They were found in a long lost island in a volcano by the FBI. The FBI took them to a place to get a little cooled down, and the hot dogs formed a band because they're all brothers.