Shaun White, Snow Boarder

Shaun White is probably the greatest snow boarder in the United States, bar none since he did a 540 degree kick flip in the fall Dew Tour 2010, which was two days before Thanksgiving, November 23, 3010. The reason Shaun White is the best snow boarder since a 540 degree kick is plain crazy, but a 540 degree kick flip, variable? That's just insane. He won three gold medals in the Olympics and about seven gold medals in the Mountain Dew Sk8ters Competition.

Wooo Shaun White. I have his sweater.

PS Shaun has a new video game coming out called Shaun White Skateboarding in 2011.

RANT: Candy Corn

I hate candy corn, even though everyone else loves it.

Candy corn is a yellow piece of candy that is white, orange, and yellow. Also, it has a triangle shape.

Why people love it:
- They're so small, you can eat it quickly
- It tastes so good to some people
- It reminds people of their childhood

Why I hate it:
- It tastes bad
- It is too sweet
- It's corn

RANT: Taking pictures

I hate taking pictures, even though everyone else loves it.

Pictures are images of someone. They have to stand still to take pictures.

Why people love taking pictures:
- You can put it into a frame.
- You can take it home.
- You can keep it.

Why I hate pictures:
- It hurts my eyes.
- It is long.
- It is boring.
- You have to wear clothes.

RANT: Dogs

I hate dogs, even though everyone else loves them.

A dog is a mammal with fur. Some people have dogs for pets.

Why people love them:
- Dogs are cute
- Dogs are puppies
- Dogs are fun

Why I hate them:
- Dogs are big and scary
- My best friend hates dogs because they make a mess.
- Dogs make people sneeze!
- Dogs can eat your couch
- Dogs can take over the world!

RANT: Hannah Montana

I hate Hannah Montana, even though everyone else loves her.

Hannah Montana is mostly Miley Cyrus. Hannah changes from Miley to Hannah.

Why people love her:
- Her music
- Her style
- The way she changes

Why I hate her:
- She is a girl singer
- She has bad hair
- She can't sing
- She is only a teen.

RANT: Twilight

I hate Twilight, even though everyone else loves it.

Twilight is an overrated series about an expendable plot. It has crappy acting, predictable romance, and it all feeds on the power source of 3 to 22 year old girls.

Why people love Twilight:
"Oh, so like Edward loves Bella..."
"But Jacob loves Bella TOO?!"
"TEAM Edward or Jacob!?!"

People shouldn't listen to me, because if you had a high factor of super awesome common sense you would see what I mean.

RANT: Handball

I love handball, even though everyone else hates it.

Handball is a sport played by many people, but mostly men because the ball is hard. It depends what size the handball is.

Why people hate handball:
- Some people don't like handball because they might hurt their hands.
- They might not win and start crying.
- They don't know how to play.

Why I love handball:
- I'm good.
- I know how to play, and I can teach others.
- Your health can increase by playing handball.

RANT: Reese's Pieces

I hate Reese's Pieces, even though everyone else loves them.

Reese's Pieces are candies with chocolate and peanut butter in the middle.

Why everyone loves them:
- It is chocolate
- It has peanut butter
- It is colorful

Why I hate them:
- I hate chocolate, because it tastes bad.
- I hat peanut butter, because it tastes bad.
- I hate both things together!

RANT: Pokemon

I love Pokemon, even though everyone else hates them.

Pokemon are like pets. There are many kinds of Pokemon. They are a little fake. I have 200 Pokemon cards!

Why everyone hates them:
- The people need to give them Pokemon food.
- The people need money to buy Pokemon.
- Pokemon are confusing!

Why I love them:
- I watch them at home.
- Some Pokemon are cute.
- Some Pokemon are cool.
- Some Pokemon colors are nice.

RANT: Fish

I hate fish, even though everyone else loves it.

Why everyone loves fish:
- Fish can be pets.
- People like to eat fish.
- People like to look at fish.

Why I hate fish:
- I hate eating fish.
- I hate watching fish.
- I hate having fish for pets.

RANT: Toy Cars

I love toy cars, even though everyone else hates them.

I have a lot of toy cars at home.

Why people hate them:
- The color will come off of the toy cars.
- It is easy to break a toy car.
- Toy cars go a little too slow.

Why I love them:
- I like toy cars because they run fast.
- The toy cars can race.
- You can play with toy cars all year.

RANT: Hannah Montana

I love Hannah Montana, even though everyone else hates her.

Hannah Montana has yellow hair and she loves to sing. She loves to dance. She has a boyfriend.

Why people hate her:
- They hate her hair.
- They hate her because they think she's ugly.
- They hate her so much because they hate her face.

Why I love her (even though I don't watch her TV show):
- She is so cute.
- I love her hair.
- I like her boyfriend.

RANT: Justin Bieber

I hate Justin Bieber even though everyone else loves him.

Why they love him:
- He's supposedly a "good" singer.
- He brings Canada's ratings up.
- People will give up their life for him.

Why I hate him:
- He makes Canada look bad.
- He sounds like a 4 year old girl.
- He has a sad life (eh?)

"Tangled" 2010 movie overview

It is one day before "Tangled" comes out and we have the advice of Mar-Mar and Too-too (and no that is not two people it is the name of one person):

"Tangled" is the greatest movie you've never seen yet. You want to see it because you've never seen it. I was watching disney channel and suddenly a TRAILER popped up! I asked my Mom if we could go see it and she said that it was in 24th of November. I was so excited and I could tell it was a great movie. Her hair is the longest hair I've ever seen and the whole time she has fun with it and can use it to be a rope and other unique things (SHE NEEDS A HAIRCUT). But it is fun and cool and I'm going to go SEE IT!

Koalas

The cutest animal is a koala because...

1. koala's are furry.
2. koala's are cute.
3. koala's have cute babies.
4. koala's look so cute when they are born.
5. koala's have a big, funny nose.
6. koala's have chubby cheeks.

A Movie Called Born To Be Wild

I think wild life is interesting also I think that Born To Be Wild is a good movie and I bet that most people are gonna cry by like the middle of the movie.

It is non fiction and it's trying to say that animals should get a better life than the one they got now.


It comes out april 8th
and its in imax 3d

13 Deadly Evil Cliques (Part I)

(by Pew Pew Man)
1st. "Cool" Teacher
The teacher with the ripped pants wears a beanie, looks like a bum, speaks like a preacher. Usually liked by kids for his insolence. Mostly found in art class.

2nd. Dramatic (scene) kids
Watched Twilight way too many times. Adds so much drama to their lives with boy/girlfriends. Kids in drama

3rd. Skateboarders
Use a lot of slang. Probably play guitar or drums (brag about it a lot). Commonly found among class clowns.

Why I Love Buizel and Raichu

(by Thunder Pokey Ball)
I watch TV. I saw Buizel and Raichu. It is cute! Buizel and Raichu's color is orange and black and yellow and blue. Buizel and Raichu's power is thunder and water. Raichu's tail is like a thunder bolt. Raichu only can say his name. Buizel's tail is like a fox tail.

Buizel is my favorite Pokemon! And my second favorite Pokemon is Raichu!

Five Reasons That I Love Pokemon

(by Fire Pokey Ball)
Reason 1: Pokemon are cute
Reason 2: Pokey balls are cool.
Reason 3: So many different Pokemon.
Reason 4: Different Pokemon have different powers.
Reason 5: I like Pokemon because I like Picachu!

Frankenstein vs. Ghost

(by Frankenstein)
Frankenstein has punching power, and the ghost has invisible power. Frankenstein hits the ghost. He uses invisible power. It doesn't hurt the ghost. They have more powers. It is the ghost's turn. He does slap power! Frankenstein only has 9 more powers. The ghost has 10 powers. In six more minutes, Frankenstein is going to lose. The score was 10 to 1. Frankenstein was mad because he was losing. The ghost was happy. Frankenstein threw in the towel. He won the trophy. Frankenstein was so mad he went home. His friends teased him. He was really, really, really angry!