Little Michael Jackson

Someone in 826 made a little Michael Jackson. It's one of his projects for school. He printed the picture and cut it off, and he made him a body. I think this is worth a blog. I think that the little Michael Jackson should have a name, so take our poll and give him a name, then I will make a blog about his name.

WWE Bragging Rights Results

Last night was WWE Bragging Rights. That's where Smackdown takes on RAW, and they all battle it out. Smackdown and RAW are teams of wrestlers. Smackdown's team is 30 people. RAW's team is about 30 people, too. Here are all the matches that happened:

1. Smackdown Divas vs. RAW Divas
These are girl wrestlers. Smackdown won.

2. Intercontinental Champion John Morrison vs. the Miz U.S. Champion
John Morrison has held this title three separate times. He won his first ever intercontinental championship in 2006. His most recent championship was 2009. John Morrison and the Miz were former partners a while ago, but then they had a fight for at least five matches. The Miz won this fight.

3. 1-hour Ironman Match: John Cena vs. Randy Orton
The Ironman Match is when you can do anything. This match was crazy. I can't even put words into this. John Cena won, which was a surprise because he got three scrapes on his ribs and got caught in the buckle.

4. Fatal 4-way Match for the WWE Heavyweight Championship CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Batista vs. Undertaker
Really, it was Undertaker vs. CM Punk because they're having the feud. Really, you can tell that Rey Mysterio and Batista are friends, though you could tell they were going to fight all week. Batista just choked Rey Mysterio, and they were left outside in the ring. Undertaker won.

5. Smackdown roster vs. RAW roster
This was 7 wrestlers vs. 7 wrestlers. This was the smackdown roster team who won: Tyson Kidd, Finlay, R-truth, DH Smith, Matt Hardy, Kane, Chris Jericho. This was the RAW roster, who lost: HHH, HBK, Mark Henry, The Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger.

Who Likes Cows?

Ask any of my friends, and they will say that I talk too much about cows. It's funny how I never actually met a cow. When I'm in school I call myself a cow, basically every 20 minutes. I apparently said that I have udders, and now everyone thinks I am a cow.

And I made a song:
My name is Darious!
And I'm a cow!
The cow says moo!
Just like me.
Wocka.

Here's a survey I did about who likes cows at 826:


COWS WIN!

The Fish Don't Have Names

The fish don't have names but I gave them names. I took them from South Park but it is funny. Stan is the small, but big one. Kyle is the finger follower (the fish that follows your finger). And Eric is the fat one. But last but not least Kenny is the smallest.

The fish's colors are pink, black, and I think one of them is blue. I think they've been here for 7 years.

Darth Arbiter

This is a funny image from the game "Halo." This is a messed up picture of the "Arbiter" from "Halo." In this picture his armor is black when it's supposed to be bronze. And he has a black cape when he does not wear one, and last, his energy sword is red when it is blue in the game. So all together, he looks like "Darth Vader," so call him "Darth Arbiter." This is a messed up "Arbiter" found by ME.

The Three New WWE Pay-Per-Views

Let's start with one of my favorites:

Cage Match
It's a cage with a cage ceiling. You can fight at the top and it has a trap door at the top. You could just throw a wrestler into the ring. The cage is about 40 feet high.

TLC (Tables, Ladders, and Chairs)
It's a match where the main stipulation is that you can use any of the three items (and trash cans and any other weapons). The goal is to climb a ladder and retrieve the championship belt.

Bragging Rights
At first this was called Annihilation, then they changed the name. I don't really know what it's about because they don't tell you.

Me Being Away for So Long

In the summer of 2009, I went to Los Angeles, California to see the WWE Summerslam Summerfest with my cousin. It's a big event with a lot of people, where you can see some wrestlers wrestle, get autographs from wrestlers, and take picture. There was also a big store there where you could buy what you want so that you leave California with lots to talk about.

I also bought two real WWE belts. I got the Intercontinental and ECW belts and was lucky enough to get NINE autographs from Batista, John Cena, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Triple H, Kelly Kelly, The Great Khali, Kofi Kingston, and Rey Mysterio. I met Shawn Michaels, but just took a picture with him. They were all really big except for Rey Mysterio who was my height.

And I also went to Philadelphia, PA, to visit my grandpa, and four days ago was my baby nephew's birthday party. He is 2 years old and he's real funny. He takes my wrestling cameras and puts it on his eye and goes, "Chee! Chee!" And he takes my hat and puts it on and says, "Ta daaaa!"

That is it for my summer.