Show Your Face

Dear Anonymous,
If you don't show your face, I won't report you. I'll just keep on searching. If you do, I will pay you $5,000 in Joan bucks.
I want you, because I do not like your comment about nothing.

Also.

Dear A Reader,
I won't report you, either. But I will come and tell your mommy that you weren't being nice to me. Or, if you do come, I will give you $600,000 in Joan bucks.

Sincerely,
Wrestling Know It All