The Return of Rock Hot Dogs II

The Rock Hot Dogs have returned in a new way! They all came back, and now they're playing again with all new songs, like "Rock Hot Dogs Down the Road" and "We Are the Rock Hot Dogs of America."

Their fans call themselves The Hot Doggies. Mr. McHotDog, the manager (and their dad) (and the guy who told them to form the band when they were kids), is the president of the fan club. He is 48.

What Do You Want to Know?

Michael Bay's computer was hacked for like the millionth time, so the Transformers 2 designs are online. The designs for Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Iron Hide are all the same, but some new ones like Hot Rod who will be played as a Ford or Dodge. Soundwave, RC, Cliff Jumper, and much, much more Transformers will be in this movie than the last one because they got a bigger budget.

You don't have to hack this computer, because all the info about 'Wrestling for Dummies' is already online. So watch this video, which shows you behind the scenes of this great movie.

And buy the new 'Wrestling for Dummies' which comes out this summer.

Here Is a Joan Buck

Dear Reader,
You still won't show your face, huh? Well here is a Joan bill. And if you don't show your face by next week, I'm gonna light all your money on fire. Just kidding.

You can use a Joan buck only in the country of 826NYC. And that's the only store where you can use it. It is kind of like a coupon. One Joan buck will buy you an invisible cape. 600,000 Joan bucks will buy you the whole superhero store.

Joan bucks are not worth as much as dollar bills in China. You can get a dollar bill in China that's worth $2000.

And this goes to you, too, Anonymous.
Sincerely,
Cheddar

Would You Buy This?

Why does everyone like Naruto? It's just a show where these kids try to be leaders and try to be ninjas by doing fancy, fast hand signs, like they hold their fingers and say, "Ohh jutsu something."

My childhood is about Transformers, Marvel comic books, and WWE. And that's it. But not Naruto.

Don't watch it or something really bad is going to happen to you. I don't know what it is, but I heard it's horrible.

Show Your Face

Dear Anonymous,
If you don't show your face, I won't report you. I'll just keep on searching. If you do, I will pay you $5,000 in Joan bucks.
I want you, because I do not like your comment about nothing.

Also.

Dear A Reader,
I won't report you, either. But I will come and tell your mommy that you weren't being nice to me. Or, if you do come, I will give you $600,000 in Joan bucks.

Sincerely,
Wrestling Know It All

Darious's Valentine's Day Advice

1. Do not be a fool. Like for example, don't say something stupid (like "The Red Sox won the series.")
2. Do not fall on the ground.
3. Get some flowers.
4. Get a pet for them, like a chihuahua.
5. Get them a Valentine's card.
6. Tell them you like their hair.

Who Is the Strongest Person in the World?

John Cena is the strongest Smackdown person in the WORLD!!! He can do the five-knuckle shuffle, which is when you run at a person when you go in the ring, and then you push yourself and you run at the person and hit them, and then you carry them and slam them on the floor. He's from Long Island, but he fights in Manhattan. He's tall and he has big muscles. And he is stronger than anyone in Smackdown, Raw, and Boxing. He can even beat MVP.

What do you think?

—Guest Blogger