Stinky Breath, Nasty Teeth

When I was in the fifth grade I saw a ghost that was brown. It had 4
hands and one leg. It came hopping to me like a kangaroo with big
eyes. the ghost was fat and hairy and had breath like a moldy melted
cheese sandwich. the ghost killed people and then ate them. This is
why he had stinky breath and nasty teeth. I looked him straight in
the eye and said, "Dang! You have some stinky breath!" I offered the
ghost some gum. However, I already had sucked all the flavor and he
didn't like it.

I started to panic because he might eat me. But at that very moment,
he put his hairy paws in his mouth and removed his teeth. It was just
my little brother in a Halloween costume!

Dream Match: 15-Diva Royal!

I don't know what the 15 diva royal is, but one of the other bloggers can explain later.

Here are the participants:
Ashley
Maria
Melina
Mickie James
Kelly Kelly
Gail Kim
Alisa Fox
Michelle Mabel
Tori Wilson
Layla
Eve
Trish Stratus
Chyna
Lita
Jullian

WINNER: Ashley!!

Dream Match: 30-Man-Over-the-Top-Rope Match

A 30-Man-Over-the-Top-Rope Match is when 30 people battle, and whoever gets thrown over the top rope and touches the floor is out. It starts out with 2 people, then every 5 minutes more people come in until all 30 come out, or lose. Whoever is the last one in the ring wins.

30 Participants:
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Hardy
Undertaker
Edge
Randy Orton
Christian
Batista
RVD
The Miz
Jack Swagger
Shawn Michaels
Triple H
MVP
John Morrison
John Cena
Dolph Ziggler
Kofi Kingston
Rock
Carlito
Kane
Big Show
Great Khali
Matt Hardy
R-truth
Evan Bourne
Booker T
Stone Cold Steve Austin
JBL
Chris Jericho
Finlay

WINNER: Stone Cold Steve Austin!! (in 1 hour and 15 minutes)

Things to Do if You're a Subway

Pretend you are a cheetah
Zooming through the darkness
Stopping going stopping going
Pouncing on prey
Eating swallowing eating
Never sleep
Still going
Always going
Always looking for prey
Going in total darkness
Boom gone.

(This was my winning poem. Six out of the whole 4th grade were published in Poetry In Performance #37.)

Little Michael Jackson

Someone in 826 made a little Michael Jackson. It's one of his projects for school. He printed the picture and cut it off, and he made him a body. I think this is worth a blog. I think that the little Michael Jackson should have a name, so take our poll and give him a name, then I will make a blog about his name.

WWE Bragging Rights Results

Last night was WWE Bragging Rights. That's where Smackdown takes on RAW, and they all battle it out. Smackdown and RAW are teams of wrestlers. Smackdown's team is 30 people. RAW's team is about 30 people, too. Here are all the matches that happened:

1. Smackdown Divas vs. RAW Divas
These are girl wrestlers. Smackdown won.

2. Intercontinental Champion John Morrison vs. the Miz U.S. Champion
John Morrison has held this title three separate times. He won his first ever intercontinental championship in 2006. His most recent championship was 2009. John Morrison and the Miz were former partners a while ago, but then they had a fight for at least five matches. The Miz won this fight.

3. 1-hour Ironman Match: John Cena vs. Randy Orton
The Ironman Match is when you can do anything. This match was crazy. I can't even put words into this. John Cena won, which was a surprise because he got three scrapes on his ribs and got caught in the buckle.

4. Fatal 4-way Match for the WWE Heavyweight Championship CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Batista vs. Undertaker
Really, it was Undertaker vs. CM Punk because they're having the feud. Really, you can tell that Rey Mysterio and Batista are friends, though you could tell they were going to fight all week. Batista just choked Rey Mysterio, and they were left outside in the ring. Undertaker won.

5. Smackdown roster vs. RAW roster
This was 7 wrestlers vs. 7 wrestlers. This was the smackdown roster team who won: Tyson Kidd, Finlay, R-truth, DH Smith, Matt Hardy, Kane, Chris Jericho. This was the RAW roster, who lost: HHH, HBK, Mark Henry, The Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger.

Who Likes Cows?

Ask any of my friends, and they will say that I talk too much about cows. It's funny how I never actually met a cow. When I'm in school I call myself a cow, basically every 20 minutes. I apparently said that I have udders, and now everyone thinks I am a cow.

And I made a song:
My name is Darious!
And I'm a cow!
The cow says moo!
Just like me.
Wocka.

Here's a survey I did about who likes cows at 826:


COWS WIN!