Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Called Shot

Babe Ruth was a famous player, but the biggest mystery is the Called Shot. No one knows the answer. Everyone disagrees and agrees, but the only person who knows is Babe Ruth, but he is dead. I watched a video on YouTube about the mystery. The only problem: It was blurry. I wish I could solve the mystery. Too bad, I can't.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Bigfoot


Last night I was watching TV and I saw Bigfoot on TV, so I'll tell you what happened. A big hairy thing was walking straight up in the woods, but I think it's just a man in a costume walking, so just tricking people. So I still don't believe in Bigfoot. Bigfoot is a fake monster. He's hairy, brown, tall, and walks like a person. On YouTube we saw a video in 1967 walking in a forest.

Punk and Hunk

One day in Hawaii one guy named Punk and another guy named Hunk were climbing up a mountain. What they didn't know was that it was a mountain volcano. When Hunk and Punk were half way up the volcano, it shook for the first time. They thought it was just the wind. The second time it shook, they were three-fourths up the mountain. That was when they saw a sign. It said: Mountain Volcano! They were worried, and that was when it started to rain bulls and horses. Hunk and Punk stood looking at the sign, not noticing their shirts were getting very damp. The final time the volcano shook, lava oozed slowly down the sides. It was red and smelled like smoke. Suddenly, a guy named Little Chunky appeared on a hover board and told the two guys to get on. Because Punk was mad there wasn't enough room for three people to be comfortable on the board, he pushed Little Chunky off his hover board. Punk cheered up, and he floated home with Hunk.
The End.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Mentally Scarred Mouse Attack

I think that Mouse Attacks should be pasted on to Fish Slaps a Baby because it is kid friendly and it may cause kids to watch the whole series of it, and it will make Fish Slaps a Baby the ultimate website, and it will also make more kids get interested into 826NYC and also fishslapsababy.blogspot.com.

I'm going to work on my own movie, "Cheddar Bunnies, Cheese Power: The Movie"
It's about a Cheddar Bunny, and he always gets picked on by bullies, but he gest so angry that one night he wishes he has powers to get revenge. In the morning he wakes up and has supernatural powers. In the morning when he gets to school, he realizes he has supernatural powers and ends up taking revenge. One day his supernatural powers wear off, and he ends up falling off a tall building, but firemen save him with a trampoline. When they bring him to a firetruck, he falls and his head breaks off.

Fat Dinosaur



What is it?
It’s a fat dinosaur [a toy] that can transform into an egg.

Why is it fat?
The dinosaur is fat because it eats too much.

Can you turn it back into an egg?
No. Only Sarah can do that.

Where did you find it?
I found it down stairs in a little cup at Sarah’s desk.

Who gave it to you?

No one really gave it to me. I just saw it and it gave me the idea.

How do you transform it?
Only Sarah knows.

Doomsday in the USA: A Review

The Doomsday in the USA, from 1 out of 10 is ZERO! Just kidding,10. Doomsday is a big hit, all the critics are talking about it. Everything from drama to everything. Doomsday is a good movie.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Presidents


I have no idea why Darious made this, but Joan made me write about this. Here's the list:
Darious: November
Corey: December
Jared: January
John: February
Victor: March
Yasmeen: April
Anthony (the kid): May
Kate (the grownup): June
Moses: September
Edwin: October

I have no idea why Darious wrote 11 when Darious had 10 people. They're the President of 826NYC, so they tell everyone what to do. Except violent stuff, there are no rules.

When I'm President in December I will tell everyone to give me 1,000,000 dollars. I think Kate and Moses will be the most fair because they are nice.

Sarah is the real President of 826NYC. We will be the President of 826NYC when she is away, until she comes back.

Chainsaw Cutter

Habitat: Forests, school, house doormats

Distinguishing features: Has a chainsaw tail and mouth. Has six eyes and two sharp arms. Can grow up to 500 lbs. The chainsaw can extend. It can be three feet.

Life cycle: First it's a baby. Then a teenager. Then a grown-up. Then old people. It can grow up to 200 years old.

Safety measures: You should never go up to two feet, or the chain saw will get you.

Diet: Humans, animals, grownups, pets, fish, and everything else (even dead stuff).

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Drinks for Survey

This is a survey that I chose because I want to know what the favorite drinks are in the place where I go, where they help me to do my homework. I asked a lot of people: 42! Some of them were kids, and some of them were adults.

I thought soda was going to win, because I see people every morning when I go to school with sodas in their hand or in a bag.

I thought the one that was going to lose was carrot juice, because that was the yuckiest, yuckiest, yuckiest juice of all. Two people voted for it, though - Josh and a kid in a red shirt (who I was against in Connect Four - and I won!). Do you know to make carrot juice? You put a juicer, clean the carrots, and dump it in the juicer. And put a cup where the juice comes out. And that, I do not like because it makes me spit it out.

I knew orange juice would be less, because people don't mostly like orange juice. Some people hate it.

I voted for lemonade because lemonade is a nice, refreshing, good drink. And it's healthy for you, right?

What do you think? Why does Josh like carrot juice?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Zebraphant

The zebraphant is good at making friends. In its species, there's only five left - two in Antarctica, three in Asia.

Zebraphants live in caves with bats.

They can make up to 2,000,503 friends in one day by paying them $100 each. They get their money by gambling, playing darts and shooting pool against robbers.

The male and female zebraphants do not get married. The male lays the eggs. It takes them 200 years just to get ready to lay their eggs. They can lay up to 200 eggs in three days.

There aren't many plants in Antarctica, so the zebraphants have to eat other animals' poop to get nutrients. They also drink other animals' urine when they can't find water.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Time I Went with My Cousin


Once upon a time, I woke up. My dad said, "Your cousin is going to pick you up!" Then I heard a "Ding Dong!" from the downstairs door.

My brother opened the door and it was my cousin and his mom and his little brother and his father. Then they came upstairs and I got my swimming suit ready and a little bit of toys so I could play. Then I got my bag packed. They put me in the small car and they drove me to the Bronx Zoo! I went to the World of Darkness. You get to see animals that are nocturnal, like bats and cockroaches. They are nocturnal and turnal!

Then I went to the World of Lizards. I saw some frogs and turtles and some alligators.

When I was done, we walked back to the car and then drove back to their house. Then I went to the bathroom and tried to change into my bathing suit, but I was freaked out the fist time. Because when I went to my summer camp one summer they were playing some scary game that freaked me out. They were playing this weird game called "The House," and they put on a scary video that was creepy. So that made me really freaked out.

So my cousin's mom turned on the light and it was OK. Then I put on my bathing suit. I didn't even need to drive to the pool - I walked!

And then I was swimming in it and playing with some water toys. When I was done, I got some ice cream. When I was done with that we went to Toys R Us and I got a fun disk toy that flies. And it comes with a controller and a charger. Then, when I was done, we went back to their house and they took me home. It wasn't my birthday - it was way past my birthday.

I told my mom and dad and my brother and my sister that I had had a good time and I never would forget it ever again!

And I'll never forget that time when I went with my cousin.

The End.

answer this riddle

I am tall when I am young.
I am small when I am old.
I glow when I am in perfect health.
And water is my enemy.

What am I?

(You might win a prize. Probably not. No way. Hahaha.)

Victory!


We finally got the winners - sooner than the regular time. The winners are: Baseball! Soccer! Football! Basketball! And Wrestling! They are the best sports in Fish Slaps a Baby history!

I was surprised wrestling won because I didn't think that many people liked wrestling. I think Darious forced people to choose it because when I was doing the survey with someone else, he came to me and told me that someone chose wrestling. And I knew that kid didn't like wrestling.

It's alright. Because at least we got our winners. I didn't want to wait because almost five o'clock, which means we can play Connect Four.

Five Will Win, Five Will Lose


We decided to make a sports survey a.k.a. sports graph.

Why?
We got bored, so Corey decided to make a graph.

What sports did we choose?
Baseball, basketball, football, soccer, tennis, cross country, racing, wrestling, swimming.

What is the significance of this honor?
These are the oldest sports in the world. People will never stop watching it.

What are our predictions?
I think Baseball, basketball, swimming, football are going to win because they are in the lead.

How many people are we surveying?
Eighty people, three days.

When will you know the results?
As soon as five colors make it to the top.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Big Show, the WORLD Heavy Weight Champion


Even Mark Henry didn't want to make a match. Big Show is in RAW! He won the championship match. Big Show is my favorite wrestler. Why is he so big!?!? It will be cool if he could do the choke slam. I bet he could wrestle Undertaker. He'll win if he matched Undertaker.

WWE One Night Stand Results


Edge defeats Undertaker for the heavyweight title in a TLC match.
John Cena defeats JBL (John Bradshaw Layfield) in a first blood match.
Triple H defeats Randy Orton in a last man standing, for the WWE championship.
Jeff Hardy defeats Umaga in a falls count anywhere match.
Batista defeats HBK (Shawn Michaels) in a stretcher match.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

FAT BABY!!!




This is the biggest and fattest baby I ever saw. He is 48 pounds (about) when he is 1 year old. I was even lighter than him right now. So when he is 200 pounds he will be six, maybe.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Kobayashi

Kobayashi was a champ till he lost to a bear. Kobayashi won nearly 8 hot dog eating contests. Eating is a sport. He has only lost 2 competitions. He loves to eat a lot.

I think that Kobayashi was one of the best people that eats food. This year I heard from Josh that he lost to some guy named Chip, and that Kobayashi wasn't the best eater now. I believe that he is distressed now. If I was him, I would keep on trying. Now I think he quit that sport!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Fischer Hall

I'm going to the Lincoln Fischer Hall to listen to the NY Philharmonic, to a concert about Romeo and Juliet. In the story, Romeo fell in love with Juliet, but their families didn't like each other, but Romeo and Juliet did, so Juliet had to come up with a plan to fall asleep. But Romeo thought she was dead, so he drank poison. But when Juliet finds out he died, she killed herself.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The New Sound Studio

The sound studio is gonna be where Joan works. They will be recording songs and in the studio, there will be two doors so no one can hear the singing that people make. We're excited to make Rock Hot Dogs songs, and I hope they will make a party.

Scott said it will maybe be done in 1 week, and they will make carpet on the walls. But right now it's all dull with nothing on the walls.

Josh says 5 or 6 people can fit in the sound studio. Jennifer says the 3 guys are working very hard.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

DX


It's a team of two guys named Shawn Michaels and Triple H, the A Tag Team. The A Tag Team is when 2 people challenge 2 other people. They always pick their hands up and it looks like a D. Then they put their hands down and it looks like an X. That's why it's called D generation X.

Wrestlemania XXIV


On March 30, Wrestlemania came to Orlando, Florida, and it was a sad moment for Ric Flair because he had to retire all because of Mr. McMahon. Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair had to fight to win and Shawn Michaels kicked Ric Flair in the face - boom! The referee started to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

Shawn Michaels won and next was Big Show, the largest athlete, vs. Floyd Money Mayweather, the best boxer, with 39 wins and 0 losses. Boom! The Big Show got knocked out by Mayweather with brass knuckles. Wrestlemania broke a record. 74,876 people came.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

You Heard It Here First

Rocking Jellyfish's first single, I KNOW YOU FOREVER (BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND).
You can listen to it here:

I Know You Forever (Because You Are My Friend)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Naruto Shippuden


In Naruto Shippuden Naruto comes back from training with Master Jiriya. Naruto is a boy who does not have any parents. He is a nine-tailed fox demon. Master Jiriya is a sanin. A sanin is someone really strong. Naruto has been training for two years because Orochimaru took Saskue away from the leaf village. Orochimaru is a snake expert. He is an evil guy. Saskue is a boy who is Naruto's friend. Naruto keeps telling him to stop going to Orochimaru because he's bad. But Saskue doesn't care. He just keeps going.

Connecticut Trip


I am going to Connecticut and I like baseball.

The blog I made is about me going to the baseball game all because I was only late one time and because of that I can run the bases and throw the first ball. To play baseball you have to score more points than your opponents by running to homebase or hit a homerun. And there are nine innings. That means you have nine chances to score points. And if you get three outs it's your opponents turn at bat.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Lurking Evil

I created this character today. His name is Dante, and he lives in the underworld. He's 18, and he's half demon, and half human. He has a very evil brother named Virgil, who is a full demon but has a human body.

Dante hates his brother. Virgil killed his whole family, which is part of Dante's family. Dante is training to defeat his brother.

This book, which is titled, "Demon's Creed," will be out in the next two weeks!

War Wounds



Recently, I was dressed up like Spiderman by myself. My mom was in the room. In like 2005 I got Spiderman web slingers, which are these gloves that you attach to your hand. There are two buttons for your middle fingers. When you press them, a web comes out through the can. The web is made of foam.

So, I sprayed the web on the ceiling, and it got stuck, right? And then I said, "It's stuck! Lemme go!" And then I swung, and then I fell off the webs and I cut myself on my brother's hamper.

Don't stick these web slingers on high places. You could think they could stay for a very long time. But they're not. They could trick you into swinging, but you could break something, like break your neck.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Wrestlemania XXIV

In Wrestlemania XXIV the Undertaker is versusing Edge (the Rated R Superstar). What will happen?

Elimination Eel

These two eels came and won all the time so they have to fight for the crown (and EE stands for Elimination Eel). Tomas and Jeff 2000 are the best eel wrestlrs in it. So they're fighting good.

When interviewed, Tomas said, "I'm the best." Jeff 2000 said, "No you're not."

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dragonball Z: Who Is Stronger Than Goku and Veggeta?


I know who: Nobody. They can beat each other, but when they both become Supersain 4 and Fusion. They go inside each other and become SSSSTTTTRRRROOOONNNNGGGGEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Probably the Greatest Match of the Year


Nobody can outrun the charisma of Shawn Michaels. He is the most charismatic superstar in the WWE, but at Wrestlemania XXIV he will face the man who might be the greatest wrestler of all time, Ric Flair, in a career-threatening match. If Ric Flair loses his career is over. So will the Nature Boy's show be stopped? Or will he prevail once again? But then again, no one has ever outperformed Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania. But will he superkick the Nature Boy behind his back?

Steroids!

I just found out that Jeff Hardy got suspended for 60 days for using a drug substance. Just like the players in the Yankees. Some of them were definitely taking steroids, and maybe some were not. But my reaction to Jeff Hardy doing drugs is this:

I thought I was going to cry because he's my favorite wrestler, and now I have to replace him with Shawn Michaels until he comes back in May. Not like replacing Jeff Hardy with Shawn Michaels is a bad thing. He kind of let me down, and probably most of his fans are kids. It's worse than letting adult fans down. He not only hurt his family, but his little fans, too.

So Jeff, if you're reading this. I hope you get off of drugs. Because if you keep it up, you'll be fired and you'll have no place to go. The best thing is to stop doing the pills.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

The 2009 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 Looks Like a Ferrari

This car looks like a ferrari but really it's a corvette and it looks like a ferrari and a corvette mixed together. It costs $100,000 and goes only 220 MPH. This car looks more like a corvette, but the new type of corvette looks way cooler than the old kind. Or the 2005 kind.

What do you think about this car? Does it look more like a corvette or a ferrari?

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Return of Rock Hot Dogs II

The Rock Hot Dogs have returned in a new way! They all came back, and now they're playing again with all new songs, like "Rock Hot Dogs Down the Road" and "We Are the Rock Hot Dogs of America."

Their fans call themselves The Hot Doggies. Mr. McHotDog, the manager (and their dad) (and the guy who told them to form the band when they were kids), is the president of the fan club. He is 48.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

What Do You Want to Know?

Michael Bay's computer was hacked for like the millionth time, so the Transformers 2 designs are online. The designs for Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Iron Hide are all the same, but some new ones like Hot Rod who will be played as a Ford or Dodge. Soundwave, RC, Cliff Jumper, and much, much more Transformers will be in this movie than the last one because they got a bigger budget.

You don't have to hack this computer, because all the info about 'Wrestling for Dummies' is already online. So watch this video, which shows you behind the scenes of this great movie.
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And buy the new 'Wrestling for Dummies' which comes out this summer.

Here Is a Joan Buck

Dear Reader,
You still won't show your face, huh? Well here is a Joan bill. And if you don't show your face by next week, I'm gonna light all your money on fire. Just kidding.

You can use a Joan buck only in the country of 826NYC. And that's the only store where you can use it. It is kind of like a coupon. One Joan buck will buy you an invisible cape. 600,000 Joan bucks will buy you the whole superhero store.

Joan bucks are not worth as much as dollar bills in China. You can get a dollar bill in China that's worth $2000.

And this goes to you, too, Anonymous.
Sincerely,
Cheddar

Monday, February 11, 2008

Would You Buy This?

Why does everyone like Naruto? It's just a show where these kids try to be leaders and try to be ninjas by doing fancy, fast hand signs, like they hold their fingers and say, "Ohh jutsu something."

My childhood is about Transformers, Marvel comic books, and WWE. And that's it. But not Naruto.

Don't watch it or something really bad is going to happen to you. I don't know what it is, but I heard it's horrible.

Show Your Face


Dear Anonymous,
If you don't show your face, I won't report you. I'll just keep on searching. If you do, I will pay you $5,000 in Joan bucks.
I want you, because I do not like your comment about nothing.

Also.

Dear A Reader,
I won't report you, either. But I will come and tell your mommy that you weren't being nice to me. Or, if you do come, I will give you $600,000 in Joan bucks.

Sincerely,
Wrestling Know It All

Darious's Valentine's Day Advice


1. Do not be a fool. Like for example, don't say something stupid (like "The Red Sox won the series.")
2. Do not fall on the ground.
3. Get some flowers.
4. Get a pet for them, like a chihuahua.
5. Get them a Valentine's card.
6. Tell them you like their hair.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Who Is the Strongest Person in the World?

John Cena is the strongest Smackdown person in the WORLD!!! He can do the five-knuckle shuffle, which is when you run at a person when you go in the ring, and then you push yourself and you run at the person and hit them, and then you carry them and slam them on the floor. He's from Long Island, but he fights in Manhattan. He's tall and he has big muscles. And he is stronger than anyone in Smackdown, Raw, and Boxing. He can even beat MVP.

What do you think?

—Guest Blogger

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Can He Play the Undertaker?

The real Undertaker has been found. He's an impersonator, but he might just get the job done. All we need is a fake wig and some eye color.

What do you think? Can Josh cut it as the Undertaker? Or not? Please comment.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Rock Hot Dogs

They were found in a long lost island in a volcano by the FBI. The FBI took them to a place to get a little cooled down, and the hot dogs formed a band because they're all brothers.

Casting Call


If you are reading this blog, come to my cast auditions for Wrestling for Dummies, the newest, most awesome movie to come from Brooklyn in 2008. Come - we have two slots still open. The roles right now are Edge and Shawn Michaels.

Roles that we've cast include:
- Chris E. as Coachman
- Anthony M. as Vincent McMahon
- Alex C. as mini-Rey Mysterio
- Robert as mini-Jeff Hardy
- Abed H. as mini-Undertaker

Rocking Jellyfish

Rocking Jellyfish was invented in 2099. It's the most famous boy band in the world. The members are John, Anthony, Chris, Joe, and Jennifer. This is a picture of Chris, who plays the bass. Chris is the smartest one.

The Rocking Jellyfish are better than the Rocking Lobsters. This is my first post.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Coming Attractions

In 2008 there's going to be lots of new movies from 826NYC. For example, there's Wrestling for Dummies, Micro-movies, and The World of Nonsense and Good and Bad Guys and much, much more.

Wrestling for Dummies is going to be a film based on about wrestling impersonators who are kids, and they play the wrestler when he's young. That means the kids are going to be in school learning about wrestling - how to make it look real, etc. The teacher in the movie is Jonathan Coachman AKA The Chairman's Assistant, and the principal is going to be Vincent Kennedy McMahon AKA The Chairman of WWE.

(Nobody really likes McMahon, but he's one of the really famous billionaires.)

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Transformers: Autobots vs. The Decepticons

One day, the Autobots were driving in the Arctic to guard Megatron from escaping. Suddenly Decepticons started launching rockets at them. The rockets were made out of ice.

Bumblebee said, "This bites!"

Ironhide said, "There are sharktacons here?"

"No," said Bumblebee. "It's just a joke I scanned from the human Internet!"

"Dang, more Decepticons!" said Jazz. The autobots started their rockets. BOOM!!!

"Yes, we got them," said Bumblebee.

"What? Starscream? We're getting too old for this," said Jazz.

Optimus said, "Jazz, Bumblebee, and Ironhide, destryo him and meet us where Megatron is, OK?"

Boom, bam, ka-boom! Starscream was destroyed.

"Let's go," said Jazz.

"OK," said Ironhide.

"Great! More Decepticons!" said Bumblebee.

"Haven't they had enough already?" said Bumblebee.

"Transform," said Ironhide.

"Attack!" said everyone. Boom bam bam!

Penguins + 2 + Faith

Penguins are our faith, our future. And if you don't agree with that, then on March watch the Pengui Cup. I don't know why they call it that, but it's penguins playing hockey on Animal Planet. And it tunes in on March 28th, 2008, so just watch it. Bye. This is from Cheddar.

Rock Lobster 2

This is a picture of Rock Lobster I made myself. One day Abed in Super Supplies Store was singing "Rock Lobster" and it made me feel like singing it.