Sunday, November 15, 2009

Stinky Breath, Nasty Teeth

When I was in the fifth grade I saw a ghost that was brown. It had 4
hands and one leg. It came hopping to me like a kangaroo with big
eyes. the ghost was fat and hairy and had breath like a moldy melted
cheese sandwich. the ghost killed people and then ate them. This is
why he had stinky breath and nasty teeth. I looked him straight in
the eye and said, "Dang! You have some stinky breath!" I offered the
ghost some gum. However, I already had sucked all the flavor and he
didn't like it.

I started to panic because he might eat me. But at that very moment,
he put his hairy paws in his mouth and removed his teeth. It was just
my little brother in a Halloween costume!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Dream Match: 15-Diva Royal!

I don't know what the 15 diva royal is, but one of the other bloggers can explain later.

Here are the participants:
Mickie James
Kelly Kelly
Gail Kim
Alisa Fox
Michelle Mabel
Tori Wilson
Trish Stratus

WINNER: Ashley!!

Dream Match: 30-Man-Over-the-Top-Rope Match

A 30-Man-Over-the-Top-Rope Match is when 30 people battle, and whoever gets thrown over the top rope and touches the floor is out. It starts out with 2 people, then every 5 minutes more people come in until all 30 come out, or lose. Whoever is the last one in the ring wins.

30 Participants:
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Hardy
Randy Orton
The Miz
Jack Swagger
Shawn Michaels
Triple H
John Morrison
John Cena
Dolph Ziggler
Kofi Kingston
Big Show
Great Khali
Matt Hardy
Evan Bourne
Booker T
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Chris Jericho

WINNER: Stone Cold Steve Austin!! (in 1 hour and 15 minutes)

Things to Do if You're a Subway

Pretend you are a cheetah
Zooming through the darkness
Stopping going stopping going
Pouncing on prey
Eating swallowing eating
Never sleep
Still going
Always going
Always looking for prey
Going in total darkness
Boom gone.

(This was my winning poem. Six out of the whole 4th grade were published in Poetry In Performance #37.)

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Little Michael Jackson

Someone in 826 made a little Michael Jackson. It's one of his projects for school. He printed the picture and cut it off, and he made him a body. I think this is worth a blog. I think that the little Michael Jackson should have a name, so take our poll and give him a name, then I will make a blog about his name.

Monday, October 26, 2009

WWE Bragging Rights Results

Last night was WWE Bragging Rights. That's where Smackdown takes on RAW, and they all battle it out. Smackdown and RAW are teams of wrestlers. Smackdown's team is 30 people. RAW's team is about 30 people, too. Here are all the matches that happened:

1. Smackdown Divas vs. RAW Divas
These are girl wrestlers. Smackdown won.

2. Intercontinental Champion John Morrison vs. the Miz U.S. Champion
John Morrison has held this title three separate times. He won his first ever intercontinental championship in 2006. His most recent championship was 2009. John Morrison and the Miz were former partners a while ago, but then they had a fight for at least five matches. The Miz won this fight.

3. 1-hour Ironman Match: John Cena vs. Randy Orton
The Ironman Match is when you can do anything. This match was crazy. I can't even put words into this. John Cena won, which was a surprise because he got three scrapes on his ribs and got caught in the buckle.

4. Fatal 4-way Match for the WWE Heavyweight Championship CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Batista vs. Undertaker
Really, it was Undertaker vs. CM Punk because they're having the feud. Really, you can tell that Rey Mysterio and Batista are friends, though you could tell they were going to fight all week. Batista just choked Rey Mysterio, and they were left outside in the ring. Undertaker won.

5. Smackdown roster vs. RAW roster
This was 7 wrestlers vs. 7 wrestlers. This was the smackdown roster team who won: Tyson Kidd, Finlay, R-truth, DH Smith, Matt Hardy, Kane, Chris Jericho. This was the RAW roster, who lost: HHH, HBK, Mark Henry, The Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Who Likes Cows?

Ask any of my friends, and they will say that I talk too much about cows. It's funny how I never actually met a cow. When I'm in school I call myself a cow, basically every 20 minutes. I apparently said that I have udders, and now everyone thinks I am a cow.

And I made a song:
My name is Darious!
And I'm a cow!
The cow says moo!
Just like me.

Here's a survey I did about who likes cows at 826:


Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Fish Don't Have Names

The fish don't have names but I gave them names. I took them from South Park but it is funny. Stan is the small, but big one. Kyle is the finger follower (the fish that follows your finger). And Eric is the fat one. But last but not least Kenny is the smallest.

The fish's colors are pink, black, and I think one of them is blue. I think they've been here for 7 years.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Darth Arbiter

This is a funny image from the game "Halo." This is a messed up picture of the "Arbiter" from "Halo." In this picture his armor is black when it's supposed to be bronze. And he has a black cape when he does not wear one, and last, his energy sword is red when it is blue in the game. So all together, he looks like "Darth Vader," so call him "Darth Arbiter." This is a messed up "Arbiter" found by ME.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Three New WWE Pay-Per-Views

Let's start with one of my favorites:

Cage Match
It's a cage with a cage ceiling. You can fight at the top and it has a trap door at the top. You could just throw a wrestler into the ring. The cage is about 40 feet high.

TLC (Tables, Ladders, and Chairs)
It's a match where the main stipulation is that you can use any of the three items (and trash cans and any other weapons). The goal is to climb a ladder and retrieve the championship belt.

Bragging Rights
At first this was called Annihilation, then they changed the name. I don't really know what it's about because they don't tell you.

Me Being Away for So Long

In the summer of 2009, I went to Los Angeles, California to see the WWE Summerslam Summerfest with my cousin. It's a big event with a lot of people, where you can see some wrestlers wrestle, get autographs from wrestlers, and take picture. There was also a big store there where you could buy what you want so that you leave California with lots to talk about.

I also bought two real WWE belts. I got the Intercontinental and ECW belts and was lucky enough to get NINE autographs from Batista, John Cena, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Triple H, Kelly Kelly, The Great Khali, Kofi Kingston, and Rey Mysterio. I met Shawn Michaels, but just took a picture with him. They were all really big except for Rey Mysterio who was my height.

And I also went to Philadelphia, PA, to visit my grandpa, and four days ago was my baby nephew's birthday party. He is 2 years old and he's real funny. He takes my wrestling cameras and puts it on his eye and goes, "Chee! Chee!" And he takes my hat and puts it on and says, "Ta daaaa!"

That is it for my summer.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Lost: Smallest Horse

Last year, I was riding a small horse. It felt great. It was about a foot and a half tall. I was five years old, so I wasn't actually hurting the horse. The horse was running a little fast. I was taking him on a ride, and then I fell off. When he was running, he was bouncing up and down, and I fell off. That's when he ran away, and he got lost.

A few months ago, we posted on this blog about a missing dodgeball. Someone read the blog, and sent us 50 dodgeballs.

I really miss my miniature horse, and I want him back.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Kitten Care

We have a new kitten that is about 1 month old and very tiny and very cute. The owner of it is named Josh. The kitten has lots of good care and we thank Josh for bringing it here because people can look at it!

It was good today to have the kitten because tomorrow is the last day of drop-in, and the kitten will be much more bigger when it will be next year. And then he will be older.

His name is Frank.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Tech Deck, Further Details

There are two types of finger boards: "Tech Decks" or "X Games." I love Tech Decks better than X Games because they have better designs, but X Games has two little cool shoes. Also, Tech Decks have cool skate parks, like half pipes and ramps and whole pipes and a grinder, also.

You can buy them for $5.00 for a single pack, $11-25 for ramps, 3-4 packs are $10.00. I would recommend going to Neergaard in 9th Street and 5th Avenue, upstairs. Tech Deck rhymes.

Bored? Nothing to Do? Read This...

Ever felt you have no power? Well imagine if you did. Read the book, "If a Kid Is a Representative."

"I got my inspiration from a friend. We were talking about if kids could be representatives, and it gave me this idea," says the mysterious author. Our description of the author has limited details, but we can say that she has the ability to charm most men, and when the reporter asked for a date, she slapped him.

Missing Dodgeball

Attention: Missing dodgeball. Last seen at 826NYC drop-in tutoring, or the couch. If found, please give to Joan. There might be an award, MAYBE. Maybe not (probably not).

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

FSAB Championship

This will belong to the person that made the most posts on Fish Slaps a Baby. The competition will end on April 15, 2009. The winner has to make 20 posts (old ones count). Darious will tally up the posts. He could win, also.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bakugan, Explained

What is Bakugan?
It’s a toy that is a ball/weird animal. Some of these Bakugan might look like an alien!

Why are they cool?
They are cool because you can battle with them. Sometimes they come with cards. The cards sometimes are not magnetic; sometimes they are. If they’re magnetic, you put your Bakugan on them, then they pop out.

What are the numbers?
The numbers mean what power they are. And if they’re like 1000G Bakugan, that’s the rarest Bakugan!

What do they look out when you buy one?
When you buy a Bakugan it’s a ball. And sometimes it might come with cards. And if you get lucky and your dad says you can get a case of Bakugan, if you have a kind of spider sign on the Bakugan, that means it’s a water type. That means you need to get a card that has a sign of water on it, with a certain type of card that has the sign on it, and then put your Bakugan on it if you’re in a battle.

Where can you find a Bakugan, and how much are they?
Some Bakugan are in Toys R Us. They’re like $6.99. But in space toys, you can get a pack of Bakugan for $10.99. There are about 4 in a pack.

Tech Decks, Explained

I'm answering these questions because some people don't know what a Tech Deck is, and parents and adults don't know why they're so popular right now.

1. What is a "Tech Deck?"
A Tech Deck is a cool toy that's sort of like a skateboard. You can use your fingers to do tricks, like an ollie, an impossible, a shove it, grinds, and freestyle. This video, explains how to do some tricks. There will be lots more soon.

2. Why are they so popular right now?
They're so popular because each Tech Deck has a special design under it. And you can do cool tricks and make up tricks. And you can launch them very high.

3. Who was the first person you saw with one of these?
There is this guy in my class named Jared who had a Tech Deck and brought it to school. I thought it was pretty cool, so I told my mom to buy one. When I took it out in school to show my friends, the teacher saw it and she took it away and never gave it back!

4. Why do adults take Tech Decks away?
I think that adults take Tech Decks away to feed their dogs.

5. Where can you find one, and how much will it cost?
I don't know what the store's called, but I know it's pretty close. I don't know how much they cost, but the one's I bought on 8th Avenue were only five dollars.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Adventures of Redman and Blueman

One day, Redman was flying. Then he crashed. They took him to the hospital. He hit his head on the EMT car.
"I'm alive!" he said.
A plane crashed on him.
"Noooo!" said his brother, Blueman.
And a car crashed into him.

The Clock

This took me four days to shoot while watching Bowfinger. Bowfinger kept me going. I've seen it like five times before. It was funny when I first saw it, but not any more.

"The Clock." Enjoy. I hope.

Thursday, February 26, 2009


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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Fish Slaps a Baby Gone Wild!

I have a swollen ankle. It just came out of nowhere. First it was a bug bite. Four days ago, it was like a red thing. I went to school the next day. It turned purple. I went to the nurse. She said I needed some antibiotics. I went home and went to the doctor. They gave me some medicine and cream. I went back to check it, and they said it was good. It hurts if something bumps it.

The picture is too gross for Fish Slaps a Baby users, so we blocked it out. Comment if you want to see it!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

So Easy

I got a Rubiks Cube for Christmas, and I learned how to do one side at a time. Coming soon, there will be a video of me doing a side. I will do the color green. Please comment!