Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Return of Rock Hot Dogs II

The Rock Hot Dogs have returned in a new way! They all came back, and now they're playing again with all new songs, like "Rock Hot Dogs Down the Road" and "We Are the Rock Hot Dogs of America."

Their fans call themselves The Hot Doggies. Mr. McHotDog, the manager (and their dad) (and the guy who told them to form the band when they were kids), is the president of the fan club. He is 48.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

What Do You Want to Know?

Michael Bay's computer was hacked for like the millionth time, so the Transformers 2 designs are online. The designs for Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Iron Hide are all the same, but some new ones like Hot Rod who will be played as a Ford or Dodge. Soundwave, RC, Cliff Jumper, and much, much more Transformers will be in this movie than the last one because they got a bigger budget.

You don't have to hack this computer, because all the info about 'Wrestling for Dummies' is already online. So watch this video, which shows you behind the scenes of this great movie.

And buy the new 'Wrestling for Dummies' which comes out this summer.

Here Is a Joan Buck

Dear Reader,
You still won't show your face, huh? Well here is a Joan bill. And if you don't show your face by next week, I'm gonna light all your money on fire. Just kidding.

You can use a Joan buck only in the country of 826NYC. And that's the only store where you can use it. It is kind of like a coupon. One Joan buck will buy you an invisible cape. 600,000 Joan bucks will buy you the whole superhero store.

Joan bucks are not worth as much as dollar bills in China. You can get a dollar bill in China that's worth $2000.

And this goes to you, too, Anonymous.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Would You Buy This?

Why does everyone like Naruto? It's just a show where these kids try to be leaders and try to be ninjas by doing fancy, fast hand signs, like they hold their fingers and say, "Ohh jutsu something."

My childhood is about Transformers, Marvel comic books, and WWE. And that's it. But not Naruto.

Don't watch it or something really bad is going to happen to you. I don't know what it is, but I heard it's horrible.

Show Your Face

Dear Anonymous,
If you don't show your face, I won't report you. I'll just keep on searching. If you do, I will pay you $5,000 in Joan bucks.
I want you, because I do not like your comment about nothing.


Dear A Reader,
I won't report you, either. But I will come and tell your mommy that you weren't being nice to me. Or, if you do come, I will give you $600,000 in Joan bucks.

Wrestling Know It All

Darious's Valentine's Day Advice

1. Do not be a fool. Like for example, don't say something stupid (like "The Red Sox won the series.")
2. Do not fall on the ground.
3. Get some flowers.
4. Get a pet for them, like a chihuahua.
5. Get them a Valentine's card.
6. Tell them you like their hair.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Who Is the Strongest Person in the World?

John Cena is the strongest Smackdown person in the WORLD!!! He can do the five-knuckle shuffle, which is when you run at a person when you go in the ring, and then you push yourself and you run at the person and hit them, and then you carry them and slam them on the floor. He's from Long Island, but he fights in Manhattan. He's tall and he has big muscles. And he is stronger than anyone in Smackdown, Raw, and Boxing. He can even beat MVP.

What do you think?

—Guest Blogger

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Can He Play the Undertaker?

The real Undertaker has been found. He's an impersonator, but he might just get the job done. All we need is a fake wig and some eye color.

What do you think? Can Josh cut it as the Undertaker? Or not? Please comment.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Rock Hot Dogs

They were found in a long lost island in a volcano by the FBI. The FBI took them to a place to get a little cooled down, and the hot dogs formed a band because they're all brothers.

Casting Call

If you are reading this blog, come to my cast auditions for Wrestling for Dummies, the newest, most awesome movie to come from Brooklyn in 2008. Come - we have two slots still open. The roles right now are Edge and Shawn Michaels.

Roles that we've cast include:
- Chris E. as Coachman
- Anthony M. as Vincent McMahon
- Alex C. as mini-Rey Mysterio
- Robert as mini-Jeff Hardy
- Abed H. as mini-Undertaker

Rocking Jellyfish

Rocking Jellyfish was invented in 2099. It's the most famous boy band in the world. The members are John, Anthony, Chris, Joe, and Jennifer. This is a picture of Chris, who plays the bass. Chris is the smartest one.

The Rocking Jellyfish are better than the Rocking Lobsters. This is my first post.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Coming Attractions

In 2008 there's going to be lots of new movies from 826NYC. For example, there's Wrestling for Dummies, Micro-movies, and The World of Nonsense and Good and Bad Guys and much, much more.

Wrestling for Dummies is going to be a film based on about wrestling impersonators who are kids, and they play the wrestler when he's young. That means the kids are going to be in school learning about wrestling - how to make it look real, etc. The teacher in the movie is Jonathan Coachman AKA The Chairman's Assistant, and the principal is going to be Vincent Kennedy McMahon AKA The Chairman of WWE.

(Nobody really likes McMahon, but he's one of the really famous billionaires.)

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Transformers: Autobots vs. The Decepticons

One day, the Autobots were driving in the Arctic to guard Megatron from escaping. Suddenly Decepticons started launching rockets at them. The rockets were made out of ice.

Bumblebee said, "This bites!"

Ironhide said, "There are sharktacons here?"

"No," said Bumblebee. "It's just a joke I scanned from the human Internet!"

"Dang, more Decepticons!" said Jazz. The autobots started their rockets. BOOM!!!

"Yes, we got them," said Bumblebee.

"What? Starscream? We're getting too old for this," said Jazz.

Optimus said, "Jazz, Bumblebee, and Ironhide, destryo him and meet us where Megatron is, OK?"

Boom, bam, ka-boom! Starscream was destroyed.

"Let's go," said Jazz.

"OK," said Ironhide.

"Great! More Decepticons!" said Bumblebee.

"Haven't they had enough already?" said Bumblebee.

"Transform," said Ironhide.

"Attack!" said everyone. Boom bam bam!

Penguins + 2 + Faith

Penguins are our faith, our future. And if you don't agree with that, then on March watch the Pengui Cup. I don't know why they call it that, but it's penguins playing hockey on Animal Planet. And it tunes in on March 28th, 2008, so just watch it. Bye. This is from Cheddar.

Rock Lobster 2

This is a picture of Rock Lobster I made myself. One day Abed in Super Supplies Store was singing "Rock Lobster" and it made me feel like singing it.