One day, the Autobots were driving in the Arctic to guard Megatron from escaping. Suddenly Decepticons started launching rockets at them. The rockets were made out of ice.
Bumblebee said, "This bites!"
Ironhide said, "There are sharktacons here?"
"No," said Bumblebee. "It's just a joke I scanned from the human Internet!"
"Dang, more Decepticons!" said Jazz. The autobots started their rockets. BOOM!!!
"Yes, we got them," said Bumblebee.
"What? Starscream? We're getting too old for this," said Jazz.
Optimus said, "Jazz, Bumblebee, and Ironhide, destryo him and meet us where Megatron is, OK?"
Boom, bam, ka-boom! Starscream was destroyed.
"Let's go," said Jazz.
"OK," said Ironhide.
"Great! More Decepticons!" said Bumblebee.
"Haven't they had enough already?" said Bumblebee.
"Transform," said Ironhide.
"Attack!" said everyone. Boom bam bam!