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I have a swollen ankle. It just came out of nowhere. First it was a bug bite. Four days ago, it was like a red thing. I went to school the next day. It turned purple. I went to the nurse. She said I needed some antibiotics. I went home and went to the doctor. They gave me some medicine and cream. I went back to check it, and they said it was good. It hurts if something bumps it.

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