Punk and Hunk

One day in Hawaii one guy named Punk and another guy named Hunk were climbing up a mountain. What they didn't know was that it was a mountain volcano. When Hunk and Punk were half way up the volcano, it shook for the first time. They thought it was just the wind. The second time it shook, they were three-fourths up the mountain. That was when they saw a sign. It said: Mountain Volcano! They were worried, and that was when it started to rain bulls and horses. Hunk and Punk stood looking at the sign, not noticing their shirts were getting very damp. The final time the volcano shook, lava oozed slowly down the sides. It was red and smelled like smoke. Suddenly, a guy named Little Chunky appeared on a hover board and told the two guys to get on. Because Punk was mad there wasn't enough room for three people to be comfortable on the board, he pushed Little Chunky off his hover board. Punk cheered up, and he floated home with Hunk.
The End.