Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Chainsaw Cutter

Habitat: Forests, school, house doormats

Distinguishing features: Has a chainsaw tail and mouth. Has six eyes and two sharp arms. Can grow up to 500 lbs. The chainsaw can extend. It can be three feet.

Life cycle: First it's a baby. Then a teenager. Then a grown-up. Then old people. It can grow up to 200 years old.

Safety measures: You should never go up to two feet, or the chain saw will get you.

Diet: Humans, animals, grownups, pets, fish, and everything else (even dead stuff).

1 comment:

Megan said...

I'm going to buy more locks for my doors. I am terrified by this creature. Oh wait, a chainsaw cutter could probably get through my front door. AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!