Stinky Breath, Nasty Teeth

When I was in the fifth grade I saw a ghost that was brown. It had 4
hands and one leg. It came hopping to me like a kangaroo with big
eyes. the ghost was fat and hairy and had breath like a moldy melted
cheese sandwich. the ghost killed people and then ate them. This is
why he had stinky breath and nasty teeth. I looked him straight in
the eye and said, "Dang! You have some stinky breath!" I offered the
ghost some gum. However, I already had sucked all the flavor and he
didn't like it.

I started to panic because he might eat me. But at that very moment,
he put his hairy paws in his mouth and removed his teeth. It was just
my little brother in a Halloween costume!

Dream Match: 15-Diva Royal!

I don't know what the 15 diva royal is, but one of the other bloggers can explain later.

Here are the participants:
Ashley
Maria
Melina
Mickie James
Kelly Kelly
Gail Kim
Alisa Fox
Michelle Mabel
Tori Wilson
Layla
Eve
Trish Stratus
Chyna
Lita
Jullian

WINNER: Ashley!!

Dream Match: 30-Man-Over-the-Top-Rope Match

A 30-Man-Over-the-Top-Rope Match is when 30 people battle, and whoever gets thrown over the top rope and touches the floor is out. It starts out with 2 people, then every 5 minutes more people come in until all 30 come out, or lose. Whoever is the last one in the ring wins.

30 Participants:
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Hardy
Undertaker
Edge
Randy Orton
Christian
Batista
RVD
The Miz
Jack Swagger
Shawn Michaels
Triple H
MVP
John Morrison
John Cena
Dolph Ziggler
Kofi Kingston
Rock
Carlito
Kane
Big Show
Great Khali
Matt Hardy
R-truth
Evan Bourne
Booker T
Stone Cold Steve Austin
JBL
Chris Jericho
Finlay

WINNER: Stone Cold Steve Austin!! (in 1 hour and 15 minutes)

Things to Do if You're a Subway

Pretend you are a cheetah
Zooming through the darkness
Stopping going stopping going
Pouncing on prey
Eating swallowing eating
Never sleep
Still going
Always going
Always looking for prey
Going in total darkness
Boom gone.

(This was my winning poem. Six out of the whole 4th grade were published in Poetry In Performance #37.)